Splatoon - So that's how Callie got b& from Saltspray Rig

To be fair I would shoot the seagull too.
I was once attacked by a small flock of them while walking home with some Burger King. You ever been locked in mortal combat with a bunch of birds out to steal your food? It's not pretty and I wouldn't recommend it.

I'll take your seagulls over geese any day. Geese are fucking vicious, man. And both of them can't hold a candle to pelicans.