There seems to be a shortage of waifu in the new Fire Emblem lf. Unlike in Awakening, the children units are determined by their father. All the mother does is give them a hair color. The only exception is Azura, who has her own son, just like Chrom These are all the fathers that can give you a children unit. Anybody not mentioned here is sterile, or just FeMuisexual. That's 19 fathers. Now let's takea look at the female units. Again, anybody not mentioned here is either exclusively MaMuisexual or has met with a terrible fate. That's 19 mothers. Again, 19. That means there is the exact same number of first generation fertile males and females. At first it seems like a perfect combination, that's until someone takes in account Kamui. That's right, if Kamui wants to marry any of the female units above, he will leave one of the fathers without a waifu, thus leaving you without a children unit. This is a problem that happens in every route, no matter if you pick Nohr, Hoshido, or neither. It should be noted that FeMui does not have this problem, she actually helps a lot because she can marry anybody she wants, while on top of having a pretty strict selection of women, most of the male units can't marry all of the female units above. The most obvious example is the siblings. Still, you can't leave MaMui alone if you want all the units in the game, or you will miss on your own daughter Kanna So, if you want to play as a male, what can you do to solve this? The most obvious answer would simply be to marry one of the children units yourself. It would likely give you a more powerful Kanna, and there is quite a few girls you can pick from. But maybe you are one of those people who feels it's weird to marry the children of your own friends or something on those lines. In that case, all that is left for you are the Kamuisexuals: Yup, that's it, only four of them And as if it wasn't enough, depending on the route you pick they might cut themselves on their own edge, not be able to fly so good, start a BBQ party without you or require a monetary compensation before joining you. If those options still don't suit you, you could always ask Zero for some advice.

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There seems to be a shortage of waifu in the new Fire Emblem lf. Unlike in Awakening, the children units are determined by their father. All the mother does is give them a hair color. The only exception is Azura, who has her own son, just like Chrom These are all the fathers that can give you a children unit. Anybody not mentioned here is sterile, or just FeMuisexual. That's 19 fathers. Now let's takea look at the female units. Again, anybody not mentioned here is either exclusively MaMuisexual or has met with a terrible fate. That's 19 mothers. Again, 19. That means there is the exact same number of first generation fertile males and females. At first it seems like a perfect combination, that's until someone takes in account Kamui. That's right, if Kamui wants to marry any of the female units above, he will leave one of the fathers without a waifu, thus leaving you without a children unit. This is a problem that happens in every route, no matter if you pick Nohr, Hoshido, or neither. It should be noted that FeMui does not have this problem, she actually helps a lot because she can marry anybody she wants, while on top of having a pretty strict selection of women, most of the male units can't marry all of the female units above. The most obvious example is the siblings. Still, you can't leave MaMui alone if you want all the units in the game, or you will miss on your own daughter Kanna So, if you want to play as a male, what can you do to solve this? The most obvious answer would simply be to marry one of the children units yourself. It would likely give you a more powerful Kanna, and there is quite a few girls you can pick from. But maybe you are one of those people who feels it's weird to marry the children of your own friends or something on those lines. In that case, all that is left for you are the Kamuisexuals: Yup, that's it, only four of them And as if it wasn't enough, depending on the route you pick they might cut themselves on their own edge, not be able to fly so good, start a BBQ party without you or require a monetary compensation before joining you. If those options still don't suit you, you could always ask Zero for some advice.

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Dongo

Dongo

Jun 26, 2015 at 04:07PM EDT

If you want to remove the Awakening kids from the equation on account of already being married, you'll have one extra waifu. Perfect.

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DarklinWolf

DarklinWolf

Jun 27, 2015 at 01:00PM EDT

Jeez, Fire Emblem shipping/eugenics is serious business.

I don't care I'm marrying a child unit. Wolf!Nah 4 lyfe.

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