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![⠀ Anonymous (ID: VMADXFCK) [+] >>461130422 (OP) # 03/08/24(Fri)17:10:27 No.461130566 will his casket lowering into the ground take f------ 5 episodes? >>461130762 # >>461132185 # >>461134825 # >>461136814 # >>461142984 # >>461148773 # >>461149781 # >>461149843 # >>461150715 # >>461152091 #](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/774/314/7a1.jpeg "Anon attends Akira Toriyama's funeral")
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![Anonymous 06/21/15(Sun)07:49:09 No. 1168252 1168257 1168258211682851168293116891311749051176566 Ok, so you ever hear about clownfish? They live in groups with one female and a bunch of males, and when the female dies, one of the males becomes the new female. This is kind of based on that Alternate universe where humans only have one gender, but two main lifecycle stages stage A) Masculine, dominant. Typical big, muscle-y, big d---, big balls, big pecs, built for hunting, fighting, and f------. A's are basically the 'male stage stage B) Submissive and fat- so fat that they can't really move. B's are the stage that is analogous to females; they carry, grow, and bear the young live Here's the basic scenario: humans live in groups of typic ally 4-5, containing one B and the rest A. B is basically immobile, and so must be fed by the A's A's feed themselves normally (plant and animal material ingested orally). To feed the B's, A's engage in two practices: they either get sucked off by the B or they allow the B to suckle from their pecs (from which they lactate a highly nutritious [yet fattening] milk). In this manner, B's only have a liquid diet and one that is so nutritious that they expel only liquid waste, from their penis. Their butt and associated organs function only as reproductive vessels To reproduce, the A's all f--- the B while the B is in 'heat' (that is, a specific time period in which it can begin growing a child), and the resulting child incubates withing the B before being born. Here's the important part: genetic diversity comes from the proportion of semen from each individual A injects into the B, and NONE of it comes from the B For example: Say there are 3 A's (A1, A2, and A3) and a B, and B has a'heat cycle of 1 week. Within the 1 week period, B must be inseminated with X gallons of semen. Assuming the goal is met if Al provides 50% of X A2 provides 20% of X and A3 provides 30% of X, then the resulting offspring will have 50% of Al's DNA, 20% of A2's DNA, and 30% of A3's DNA. (continued) Anonymous 06/21/15(Sun)08:03:10 No. 1168257 >>1168258s >1168293>>1168913>>1174863 >>117490S>>1174949>>1176566 1168252 NONE of the offspring's genetic structure comes from B; B grows the child in its body with its nutrients but cannot pass on any of its genetic code This is important for two reasons 1) The A's in the group are all in competition with each other to see who can f--- B the most, in order to pass on the most of their genetic code. As a bonus, A's produce more semen the more they e--------, so if B's already being f-----, a rival A has an incentive to get blown by B in the mean time 2) Being a B means seceding all chance of passing on your genetic code, so why would B's exist at all? This leads to (imo) the hottest part: All offspring are born as (baby) A's, and are suckled by the B. They grow into adult A's very quickly, at which point they'll either fill a role as an A in the group or seek out another group if the current one is already completely dominated by other A's Now, if a group of A's find themselves without a B (either through death, or just because they all left other groups), one of them will become the new B Since being a B means you no longer can pass on your genetic code, none of them want to be the B; they must fight for it. To become a B, the body of an A must receive specific hormonal signals from the bodies of the other, more dominant A's; if an A is injected with semen in both the mouth and the butt, he will become a B. The process usually occurs after a lengthy, loud (lots of grunting), 4-or-5-way wrestling match. After being successfully injected, the hormones in the injected semen will cause a series of physiological and psychologic al changes that will transform the A into a B -he will lose the will to reproduce himself -his butt becomes a solely reproductive organ -he is spurred to gain tons of weight for the reproductive process, causing him to thirst incessantly for semen and milk from the A's -his prostate swells, to keep him submissive, but he can no longer maintain an erection. I think that's it >> Anonymous 06/21/15(Sun)08:04:19 No.1168258 >>11 1168252 Anyway, my fantasy is to go through this life cycle. I'd probably prefer to lose the A-to-B fight sooner rather than later](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/993/080/13f.png "Meanwhile, in an /hm/ fantasy thread...")
![1430493380665.ipg (10 KB, 180x188) google igdb Anonymous 05/19/15(Tue)07:04:07 No.18845485 [1] [Reply] >meet cool quy at a job was working >he was almost chad >some how we click and end up talking for 5 hours ongest conversation I've ever had invites me out >don't really want to but accept anyways >that friday he invites me to his house party its exactly the way I always pictured normie shindigs attactive girls everywhere music blasting, laughing, dancing, drinking games >he introduces me to his lady friends >kinda awkward but managed to salvage towards the end >have fun for the 1st time since grade school danced with 2 chicks 1 gave me her number >people actually wanting to be around me >plaved beer pong >me and team mate blows other team away literally a crowd of girls swarm us cheering we both get victory lap dances When I got back to my house I realized my entire 21 years of life have been a waste. playing vidya Every day and shitposting sucks ever since that day robot life is so unbearable its the worse suffering someone could endure. You f------ told me being a normie sucks any one else ever get a taste of the good life?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/986/662/2d8.png "The Robot Way Is Death")
![File: big clown 4 u.png (639 KB, 1139x638) O Anonymous 10/15/15(Thu)15:46:57 No.61783473 [Reply] BUS DRIVER? Anonymous 10/15/15(Thu)16:09:24 No.61784039 File: 1442831376892 jpg (40 KB, 420x420) OH S---](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/001/031/056/7ef.png "Train bus?")
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