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"All individuals who board any vehicle or form of transportation that Dr. Gerald himself is controlling in any form are assured to die. Testing has shown that even those who escape vehicles he's been driving are doomed; they are generally struck by another moving vehicle within minutes. Dr. Gerald himself, oddly enough, always survives whatever horrors he puts a vehicle through."

"SCP Article":http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-666-j
"Source":http://www.scp-wiki.net/kens-artistic-side

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Origin Entry: SCP Foundation

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"All individuals who board any vehicle or form of transportation that Dr. Gerald himself is controlling in any form are assured to die. Testing has shown that even those who escape vehicles he's been driving are doomed; they are generally struck by another moving vehicle within minutes. Dr. Gerald himself, oddly enough, always survives whatever horrors he puts a vehicle through."

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WHAT IN THE SECURED CONTAINED PROTECTED F---

The cute blob creature from SCP Foundation. Design might not be accurate to lore, but whatever...

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Addendum 7143.2: Personnel Personal Testimony Note: The following testimony was gathered during an anonymous survey to ascertain the overall staff opinion of RPC-7143-J. Certain portions have been expunged for the sake of decency. Names have been included to further shame those who might have illicit thoughts about the beautiful and graceful RPC-7143-J. Agent Romerville: Yeah they're pretty sweet. I see him sometimes winking at me down the hall. Think they're tryin' to get at me. Dr. Cornwall: You mean RPC-7143-J? Yeah, I call her Stacy. I know she wants me. She plays pretty hard to get, but she glistens a little differently for me, you know? Dr. Hughes: Oh yeah, I'd really one of those Latch Escutcheon plates EXTREMELY NSFW FILE PHOTO from the pyrotechnics lab and just then let him Note: Data expunged, h--------. What the f--- is wrong with you people? -Dr. Celf and then take Researcher Axwell: I invited him out for drinks last week. Kind of gave me the cold shoulder, but he's pretty far out of my league anyway. Pretty dreamy though, don't you think? Knob ↓ Researcher Chambers: I would f--- the s--- out of that doorknob. Dr. Lee: I've been working on my pickup lines, here, listen! "Hey baby, why don't you and me go turn in for the night?" Get it? Turn in? Because... turning? Guys?

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"SCP Article":http://www.scp-wiki.net/kens-artistic-side
"Source":http://www.scp-wiki.net/kens-artistic-side

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"SCP Article":http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-914
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"SCP Article":http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-504
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"SCP Article":http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-426
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"SCP Article":http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-294
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"SCP Article":http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-270
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"SCP Article":http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-217
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"SCP Article":http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-131
"Source":http://www.scp-wiki.net/kens-artistic-side

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"All individuals who board any vehicle or form of transportation that Dr. Gerald himself is controlling in any form are assured to die. Testing has shown that even those who escape vehicles he's been driving are doomed; they are generally struck by another moving vehicle within minutes. Dr. Gerald himself, oddly enough, always survives whatever horrors he puts a vehicle through."

"SCP Article":http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-666-j
"Source":http://www.scp-wiki.net/kens-artistic-side

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