Eve Barlow / "Eve Fartlow"
Adam Downer • 5 years ago
![champion [View Display Name History] Posted 25 November 2011-10:23 PM #153377 >At bar with a couple bros >We've had a few drinks beforehand, alcohol's expensive, poorfag etc. >We're talking at one of the tables, bar's fairly empty, it's a Monday night. >My bros get up to check out the dance floor downstairs >I decide to stay at the table, I'm feeling slightly buzzed and am not feeling it. >Out of nowhere this cute girl sits next to me >I'm totally surprised, girls don't usually talk to me >We get to talking, she's a Chemistry major, likes vidya, has the same awkward sense of humor as me >I'm [bleepling sold, maybe I'll get to seal the deal >She gets up to get a drink, asks if I want anything >I shake my head no, saying I sneaked in enough drinks for my buddies and I >She smiles and sits back down, says she's okay with that. >Oh [bleep] yeah >I reach into my fanny pack and pull out two capri suns >She asks if I'm serious, obviously she's [bleepling impressed >Being the gentleman I am, I take the straw off of her pouch and gingerly stick it into the slot before I set up my command center >I pull out my totino's pizza rolls and a bunch of napkins >Dream girls gets my attention, something's wrong with her capri sun >I remember the capri suns are all full of spaghetti >I take off my fedora and pull out another capri sun >I offer it to her, she's admiring my bald spot. >I tell her this one's full of ice cream >I mash it up so she can drink it. >She reaches across the table and claws me in the face >I freak out (this grl just [bleep]ing mauled me in the face) >She grabs my fanny pack and leaves >I burst into treats >My dream girl was a bear the whole time Dragon Slayer Group: Members Posts: 5,148 Joined: 10-August 07 Status: None](https://a.kym-cdn.com/assets/image-covers/nsfw.png "001burstintotreats.png")
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![■ Anonymous 02/21/13(Thu)12:54 No. 177445349 [r] 01541541341ipg (24 KB, 440x448) igdb google using new ps4 >watching p--- take off my clothes and lay back in my chair suse d-pad to navigate to top of page >woops, I slipped >oh sh- 3*SONY PLAYSTATION SHARE MODE ACTIVATED* >PS Kinect immediately turns on >Face recognition immediately starts streaming HD footage to my facebook page >Front page of youtube >In social chat everyone is laughing at my penor >People take screenshots and repost them instantly with the share button >My sister downstairs turns on her vita s*recommended for you* >Screams of terror heard from downstairs I'm fumbling with the controller but it's slipping through my spaghetti >No Un-share button >Try navigating through UI >Only options are to like' or 'share' again >Sweating profusely I leap forward, doing my best to cover now flaccid penis >Press power button >Turns off Finally, it's ove >Realise I still hear laughing tw it's only in sleep mode >Can't be turned of >Desperately look around for escape >Look out window, run to it >Thousands of people standing outside laughing tw PS kinect posted my location to google maps >Father breaks into room with a look of total disgust on his face, >He takes one look at me then begins vomiting everywhere >Burst into treats](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/000/503/145/279.png "279.png")
![champion [View Display Name History] Posted 25 November 2011-10:23 PM #153377 >At bar with a couple bros >We've had a few drinks beforehand, alcohol's expensive, poorfag etc. >We're talking at one of the tables, bar's fairly empty, it's a Monday night. >My bros get up to check out the dance floor downstairs >I decide to stay at the table, I'm feeling slightly buzzed and am not feeling it. >Out of nowhere this cute girl sits next to me >I'm totally surprised, girls don't usually talk to me >We get to talking, she's a Chemistry major, likes vidya, has the same awkward sense of humor as me >I'm [bleepling sold, maybe I'll get to seal the deal >She gets up to get a drink, asks if I want anything >I shake my head no, saying I sneaked in enough drinks for my buddies and I >She smiles and sits back down, says she's okay with that. >Oh [bleep] yeah >I reach into my fanny pack and pull out two capri suns >She asks if I'm serious, obviously she's [bleepling impressed >Being the gentleman I am, I take the straw off of her pouch and gingerly stick it into the slot before I set up my command center >I pull out my totino's pizza rolls and a bunch of napkins >Dream girls gets my attention, something's wrong with her capri sun >I remember the capri suns are all full of spaghetti >I take off my fedora and pull out another capri sun >I offer it to her, she's admiring my bald spot. >I tell her this one's full of ice cream >I mash it up so she can drink it. >She reaches across the table and claws me in the face >I freak out (this grl just [bleep]ing mauled me in the face) >She grabs my fanny pack and leaves >I burst into treats >My dream girl was a bear the whole time Dragon Slayer Group: Members Posts: 5,148 Joined: 10-August 07 Status: None](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/211/969/001burstintotreats.png)
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