2015 Baltimore Riots - Golf-like Sportscaster at a Crowdless MLB Game in Baltimore

What the hell is this player?

Agreed, and it was refreshing to see the players still having a lot of fun. Some of the Orioles were doing stuff like signing pretend autographs, and one of the White Sox players joked on Twitter about how they could win if they "took the crowd out of it early". It was odd, but these players made the most of it and made history too.