Fuck 2016 - 2016: The Movie (Trailer)

The movie's climax: the main characters go crazy. They are so afraid they cannot even sleep anymore unless they collapse from exhaustion. When that happens, little do they know that Harambe is the new Freddy Krueger, chasing them in their nightmares with an army of ghost children killed by animals before.

They wake up only to realize they now live in a post-apocaliptic world with SJW zombies roaming on the streets, their only known words being a muffled "check your privilege", who can turn others into zombies by guilt-tripping them with those words if exposed long enough to them.

In the end, at December 31st, only 2 of them remain alive: the main guy and the girl he fell in love with. They sit hopelessly in the middle of an abandoned street in the middle of the night, covered from head to toes with pictures of John Oliver, hoping that his obsession with 2015 may save them from 2016… but to no avail. Just as the SJW zombies, led by 2016 himself, close in for a sure kill… "beep beep, the girl's digital watch goes.

12 AM. 2017 has arrived.

The zombies crumble away, and 2016, yelling and convulsing, escapes into the darkness. The main characters live to see another year…

…and, in the after-credits, the camera cuts to an unknown place. All we get to see is a glimpse of what looks to be 2016, but with a blank space where the 6 should be… and then, a "7" quickly flashes onto the screen. The stage for the sequel has been placed.