I am the hope of the omniverse! I am the lightbulb in the darkness! I am the bacon in the fridge for all living things that cry out in hunger! I am the Alpha and the Amiga! I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am Son Goku and I am a Super Saiyan.

My favorite part of DBZ Abridged Episode 30 Part 1! For those unaware this mocks the original over the top super good guy speech that Goku gave in the original Funimation English dub, which is by itself hillarious. Mix that with the smarts that Abridged Goku has and you get this.