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Title describes pretty much everything. Do your worst but remember, I like my men dangerous and Mysterious.
So now..

eh bby, u wnt som fuk???

Hey i got a big bucket of chicken wanna do it.

hey you seem pretty new but I bet you're not new in bed

ooooo a furry

Shall we remove kebab?

I'll remove your kebab ;))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

What sadist fornication are you talking about.

HAY BAYBEE, WANNA GO INVADE THAT DITCH and do the frickfrack?

AY GURL YOU WANNA SEE SOME BLACK MAGIC

Ay Boi, I'm gagging at liking the out of style hair~

AY GUUUURL, IM GONNA PLOW YOUR FIELD LIKE A FARMER IN SPRING

I get the feeling this was meant to be a genuine thing.

The responses here are why none of us are in relationships.

Do you live on a chicken farm? Cuz you sure know how to raise a cock.

The one where you remove your partners kebab. It's popular in South Asia.

Ay, ay. I'm gonna fill you up with my stuffin'.

You're going to need a patch in your ass after you get in my bed.

I'll slime your cap any day

WOOOAH! HE STOLE THAT GUYS PIZZA!

I'll show you how to have fun.

sit down op

Hey there, mademoiselle, did I ever tell you I've got the hands of a grade-a masseuse, the best for your absolute pleasure and I don't mind the boundaries in which you ask me to please. I ask as I am your humble servant and wish for your maximum pleasure in physical and mental stimulation.

You talk too much. Let me help wit dat, gurl.

If you're going the distance, let me go the distance in yo ass.

You're gonna be stitched with my eyebrows when I'm done with you~

Feast your eyes on the Screen, loverboy.

/seduced

touch my boobs

Yo sweet music to my ears makes me go ding dong ding DONG

I'll f*ck you soon <3

Want to "mask" my Johnson? l:3

Yo, we should do the frick frack in the nap sack.

I don't usually use my perfect line but…

I don't bite, so the Spider is safe in my mouth.

I can slime your bed anyway I want.

Madame Stitches, I'll be there to answer the call at the drop of a needle. I am but a humble man that offers his assistance to see the very love I want from thee.

wassup ninten-HOE ill hav gud sex wit chu ey girl???

Yo Lil B, check out my D, and I'll be your Master, K?

I've got a DeLorean and all the time in the world…

Let us go practice our super effective moves, shall we?

B-baka! I'm not going to have sex with anyone. But if it's with you… I guess it'd be okay.

I've always loved a man in uniform…

I like your collar, very big and manly.

I can dump a lot of stuffin' I've made. Feel free to use, and share my "stuffed animal" to your heart’s content.

Let's fuck.
Come on, drop it.

Remove Clothing. NOW. Let's see how strong Serbia is.

Boop Beep Boop

"Hey Stitches, wanna go party on the Yacht?"