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http://m24digital.com/en/2011/08/26/unusual-boy-dies-after-masturbating-42-times/

A 16-year-old boy died after masturbating 42 times without stopping in Rubiato town, in Goiás region, Brazil.

I guess he….
…
…
Died Hard.

YEEEEEAAAAHHHH!!!!!!

42?
If it was 43 or 41, I'd believe this article, but now I won't.

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I think we are closer to understanding what the ultimate question is.

42 times in a row?

What a pansy.

Now you know what the towel is for.
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He needed this towel:

What a dick.

Devine retribution for haveing god kill 42 kittens!

… so now the ultimate question is "How many times to you have to masturabate in a row before you die?"
Well, I guess the earth organic supercomputer finally figured out the question!

looks like he met a sticky end

Jesus, he most have overdosed on Viagra.

How does one kill oneself by masturbating? The article didn't cover that…
Actually, I'm not sure I want to know.

I'd assume that having an increased heart rate for an extended period of time induced heart failure and killed him.

I wonder what kept him going…

He must have some huge balls and drank an enormous amount of water to be able to seriously do that, dang though, and why did he ask kids to watch him do it over the webcam? Anyway, the porn industry must have lost one of their biggest consumers.

"He was searching for the meaning of life and he discovered the means to do it and on his final climax, he reached Nirvana."

I like how his death is getting a citizen kane style response

That explains it. However, it doesn't explain how they knew that many exact times he fapped. That is, why the kids on the webcam counted how many times he fapped. I'm guessing it was this case: "Hai gaise! Wanna c how many tiems I can fap?!"

Maybe someone was secretly recording it.

42 times?
Geez, he must of had A LOT of time on his hands.
And a dick.

Well, I guess we can CUM to the conclusion that fapping is not so HARD, but can lead to some STICKY situations.

Those were all terrible.

He will not be forgotten.His fap is the meaning of life.

You know, he could have been fapping to the best porno ever made.

I bet he was fapping to an image of all fetishes known to man combined as one.

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He was getting ready for
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I guess he exercised too much that day.

This is how you become an hero with style.

On another note, kids, remember to take a 15 minute break between faps, lest you injure yourself.

An hero.

Well, I guess he didn't see that coming.

Ok, last joke. I really feel bad for his family.

Damn, i remember a guy plays halo non-stop and died and now this. I think doing to much is very bad idea. Like eating too much food or too much sleep can cause death. People, please don't over do activity, it cause death.

It could be worse, he could be Mr.Hands.

I heard somewhere that there was once a Coca-Cola drinking contest, and the champion diedbefore he even got the price.
Not sure if it's true though.

And what happen to the prize?

I guessed that his life…
just got jacked off.

YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!!!

I find it interesting the same country that gave us 2 girls 1 cup also gave us "Death by Fap" guy.

Maybe Brazil is the new Japan?

He came, and he conquered.

Later reports show he was just rly rly tired and only napping.

Though still makes me think… how come they knew it was 42 times? Did he film it in a camcorder, wrote it somewhere, told anyone, or was there some witness?

BTW, 42nd post. Yay.