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Here is a link to a post on reddit that has compiled a collection of sites reporting that people in China claim that Kim Jung Un has been assassinated.

Pics or it didn’t happen.

Lol, there goes the family business!!!

SUCCESS!!!

One possibility:

If the assassination was carried away, then most probably it was done by either Chinese or North Koreans, aka Communist officers. Why would China or NK officers want anyone dead? Because maybe that person was against the communists’ ideals.

Maybe Kim Jr., after spending some time in an European university, wanted North Korea to change to a different situation. Let’s say that he got Western influences and somehow he did not inherit all of Kim Sr.‘s self-delusional grandeur genes and tried to change his country’s direction. Hell, even maybe surrender to South Korea and make ‘his’ country better.

If that is the case, poor guy. I would really feel bad for him.

Another possibility was that he wanted to change the communist shitty uniforms to something cooler, like sunglasses and black Neo trench coats. Or maybe he wanted to make China into a giant cake visible from space.

Or maybe he just went to Tokyo Disneyland after seeing his brother’s postals.

We’ll never know.

Interesting…

General consensus on this matter around the internet is “It’s bogus”

Yes, assassination of lil’Kim is not a huge stretch of the imagination. Lots of countries would have something to gain from the complete collapse of Best Korea, especially South Korea.

However getting assassinated in Beijing of all places, is difficult to swallow.

Furthermore, this would be huge. You couldn’t hide something like that from the media. If it happened, the news would have reached my local news station by now. As one redditor put it: “if its going down, its real cloak and dagger shit…or nothing is going down at all.”

Despite the audacity of the claim, it really seems to be getting around. I’d say that people really want to think that it happened, so they spread the news even if they don’t believe it in the hopes that it will finally reach someone who knows the truth.

Problem solved. It was a birthday party.

Well, I guess we knew that cake was involved.

i agree with this statement ^

If he did die, it would’ve been interesting.

Actually, Kim Jong Il only took over the country in 1994 from his father Kim Il-Sung so they wouldn’t have been a general to Kim Jong Il their “entire lives”.

Birthday party = assassination attempt