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So i heard u liek mudkipz

Last posted Oct 31, 2009 at 05:39PM EDT. Added Oct 29, 2009 at 09:18PM EDT
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Who else is going to be copypasta’ing the original mudkipz story onto the
*chans on/after halloween day.

there are always newfags that fall for it (WIN)

while you do get the occasional “THIS SHITS OLDER THAN THE INTERNET

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Oct 29, 2009 at 09:18PM EDT

One day on Halloween, I decided to fuck with the major retard at school when I came out of science for break. He was dressed as Ash. Knowing this was going to happen, I brought a Mudkips doll. Thus I started the conversation, making sure no one saw me.

“So I herd you liek Mudkipz…”

“Mudkips? I LUUUUUUUUUUUURVE MUDKIPS.”

“Oh really? So, would you ever fuck a Mudkips, that is…”(he cuts me off before I could say “if you were a Mudkips.”)

“OF COURSE.”

“Well I just happen to have a Mudkip here, and..”

Before I finished the sentence, which would have resulted in me hitting him across the face with the doll, he grabbed it. In one swift motion his pants were down and he was violently humping it. Not to get between a man and his Mudkips, I started to walk away, because there is no way I’d be caught wrestling a half-naked crazy guy humping a Mudkips.

Needless to say, within 5 to 10 seconds, some girls saw him and started screaming. I coolly walked into a restroom, pretending nothing had ever happened; not that I had intended that outcome, but now that it was in play I didn’t want to be involved.

I came back two minutes later, and like any wanton act on school grounds there was now a huge crowd round him. He was still fucking it and baying this real fucked up ‘EEEEEEEEEEINNNNF EEEEEEEEEEINNNF’ sound. Suddenly a scuffle broke out in the middle, meaning he probably did something stupid. I asked someone what had happened. A girlfriend of one of the football players tried to get him to stop, but he bit her for trying to take it away. Someone called in a few football players (all dressed up like Road Warrior) who proceeded to pummel the shit out of the guy. Meanwhile the school police were freaking out and having trouble getting in to the situation.

A few minutes later the intruder alarm went off and we were shuffled into classrooms. Over the intercom the principal announced that someone had thrown a flaming plush toy into the library. Uh.. what the hell.

o we were kept there and about 30 minutes later the principal came on again. This time he was saying that whoever was behind the beating should turn themselves in. All of a sudden this woman began yelling “I WILL SUE YOU FOR DAMAGES. YOU LITTLE PUNKS, I’M GONNA SUE…” and it was cut off.

I asked an office later what had happened. Apparently his mother had come to pick him up and threatened to sue for the beating and ‘whatever else happened.’ The school threatened to counter-sue because of lewd conduct, inciting a riot, and starting a fight.

My mom got scared and said, “You’re movin’ with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air.” I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought, “Nah, forget it. Yo home to Bel-Air!” I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabby, “Yo Holmes, smell ya later!” Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.

  • So I ask you: do you like Mudkipz?
Oct 29, 2009 at 09:27PM EDT

Stupid picture didn’t come out right.
OK, no more pictures for today.

Oct 29, 2009 at 09:58PM EDT
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@crazy shark
i did double post but i deleted them
your the one who deserves said seal
oh, and LAY THE FUCK OFF BUSH
may not have been the greatest pres but, he did a lot better then obama in the same amount of time

Oct 29, 2009 at 10:13PM EDT
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Seems I finally TYPED the picture’s URL correctly. Stupid lack of copypasta.

Oct 29, 2009 at 10:20PM EDT
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Here’s over 9000 scary images: http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Offended
Or I can post them.

Oct 31, 2009 at 05:39PM EDT
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