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no thank you ill pass on this thread…

This thread is now about dead bodies.

you mean in like Stand By Me?

Uhhh… wut.

Anyways, some fatass while I was 9 in Hawaii proceeded to yell at me while I was playing in the pool at our hotel and I accidentally spalshed him (didn't even spalsh him that much.) and I started crying through my snorkel, and my mom took my out of the pool, and we went back to the room and she let me call him an asshole. :,(

When I was in mid-elementary school, I kissed my sister's friend's mom.

True story!

When I was 3, my sis and I were in hawaii in a hotel about to go to a water park. We walked into the elevator when our parents weren't looking & the door shut. We then cried and screamed like people be stabbed for 7 min D: It was freaky…

I was in Dollywood, a theme park in Tennessee, and my brother depantsed me while I was standing in the center of the park on a tall pedestal.

I didn't want to post here but…

When I was born was pretty awkward.

I was naked and people where crying.

I'm thinking "Jesus what is the big deal? Now let me get back to my womb."

Then this one guy smacks me and I'm like "What the hell douchebag? I'm sorry I'm naked but I wasn't expecting so many people."

Then I get wrapped in some dumb blanket and I'm like "Screw this, I'm going to sleep."

Only a few people are willing to post in this thread Blubber, and I'm NOT one of them. My most awkward childhood memory is too embarrassing to talk about, I still blush every time I think about it.

OM NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM!!

When I was 4 I told my friend his grandma deserved to be in a graveyard.
He then proceeded to tell his grandma, mum and dad while we were sitting at the dinner table.
The look of death his dad gave me still haunts me today.
(Seriously.)

What is the point of this?

It's cooler than reviving threads.

It (coincedentially) was THANKSGIVING, I was walking by the food, and I fell facefirst into the MASHED POTATOES…