XMas Gift (Note: This is a IRL Copypasta story)
So there was this bald guy who likes Pink. He likes pink tshirt, he likes pink shoes, he likes pink leather, he likes pink poring, he likes pink computer, he has a pink car, he dyed his GF’s hair pink, his pet is named Pink, he watches the Pink Panther cartoon, his favorite music artist is Pink (BTW, semi-offtopic “I don’t wanna be a stupid girl”~Pink), his hat is pink, his wallet is pink, his wardrobe is pink,… pretty much everything he has is pink
Now there was a Chirstmas party and three of his friends gave him lovely presents
One gave him a pink sash :D
One gave him a pink belt
One gave him a… white… comb…
(understatement)He was not amused… why?