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Now that I'm in college...

Last posted Aug 26, 2010 at 10:27PM EDT. Added Aug 26, 2010 at 03:16AM EDT
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What are some awesome dorm pranks I can pull on my dorm bros?

inb4 anything that can kill people, main, hurt, etc.

According to my translation helper, "college" would mean that you are soon entering the realms of Junior High Schools.
That indeed explains completely everything about you, Dave.

Last edited Aug 26, 2010 at 03:45AM EDT

@Tomberry

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Plastic wrap on toilet

Mellow thats exactly what i was about to suggest!

Great minds and all that…

Stick koolade in the shower head.

Also some of those Ox steak cubes work too.

Have you tried Bros Icing Bros? I don't recommend it.

Take their desk and move it to the bathroom/ roof/ parking lot/ other side of campus.

Put a bowl of chocolate pudding under his bed next to his right butt cheek early in the morning, if hes a heavy sleeper, he should wake up with the pudding on the back of his pajama bottoms, if hes a light sleeper, get the hell out of there. When the target has the pudding on his pajama bottoms, invite all your friends to your dorm for breakfast… And then prepare to be the pinata at his next party

Take 15 phone books and rip and crumple up all the pages and put them into someone's room.

Take a few hundred paper cups and half fill them with water, and put them all over someone's floor.

And for every cup, have 2 girls.

Is it a community college?

Are you living in a dorm, because when I was going to college, I lived in a house.
It makes a difference…
I think…

OH! I got one!
Feed your roommate an artichoke at 1:00 in the morning and when they start having allergic reactions, take them to the hospital.
oh wait…

Force them to look at offended.

my next door neighbor left for the weekend so i filled his room to the top with ping pong balls and at the very back of his room I left a cd player with a constant loop of Always. that's what you get for locking your door but not closing your windows Blake!

Last edited Aug 26, 2010 at 04:02PM EDT