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RoastYourMeme

Last posted Dec 27, 2011 at 06:09PM EST. Added Dec 25, 2011 at 10:02AM EST
29 posts from 14 users

I was watching Comedy Central last night and thought, why not have our own Roasts?

Guielines:
-No random insulting just to be mean
-Must have satire
-Must have small compliments somewhere (even better if it's part of the joke)
-After ten people have roasted one user, that last poster will be the new center of the roast
-If the last poster has already been roasted, the poster above them will be roasted, and so on if they too have been roasted.
-Have fun and don't get upset; it's all in good fun!

I guess I'll go first.

Last edited Dec 25, 2011 at 10:03AM EST

Kalmo, why the hell do you have to be so Kalmoish? You know, it gives all of us pressure to make quality posts and contribute to the site. I hate it that you make KYM a better place. Dammit Kalmo!

Last edited Dec 25, 2011 at 10:15AM EST

If I'd get one dollar for everytime Kalmo was begging for attention and especially Krama in the forums, I'd be a millionaire.

Kalmo sucks.

Wat.

Oh Kalmo, you card. We all know you only made this thread so we could all bask in the glow of your gigantic ego. It must be huge in Japan, because it just fought off Godzilla and Mothra, helped along by your enormous swollen head.

I can smell you from a gratuitous diastase away, and the experience is rather unenjoyable!

KRAMA KRAMA KRAMA KRAMA KRAMA KRAMA KRAMA KRAMA KRAMA KRAMA KRAMA KRAMA KRAMA.

I just flew in from ghost planet and boy are my arms tired.

No? Really?

*Shrugs. Walks away

I love this picture.

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This one is good:

mod edit no porn or "porn-esque" pictures plz~ <3

Last edited Dec 25, 2011 at 10:42PM EST

Kalmo is so busy with sucking the cock of the staff in order to become a Mod that his girlfriend thinks about leaving him for that hot douchebag next door, who looks much better than Kalmo.

Edit:Looks like you have to roast me now…

Last edited Dec 25, 2011 at 05:14PM EST

Loli is so awesome! He spends all his time on KYM because he can't get a girlfriend, just like the rest of us!

He spends the rest of his free time fapping to lolicon hentai or whatever, because he is afraid of women. I shall explain thusly:

In Conclusion

I hope I didn't hurt any feelings.

Edit: Credit for the picture goes to Drpepperfan

Last edited Dec 25, 2011 at 07:23PM EST

Lol;, I could eat you all day.

Philip J. Fry wrote:

KRAMA KRAMA KRAMA KRAMA KRAMA KRAMA KRAMA KRAMA KRAMA KRAMA KRAMA KRAMA KRAMA.

KARMA-CHAMELEON!

Loli is German. So he's a Nazi. And Nazis are stupid.

Loli likes anime as much as I like blowing stuff up.

And considering I watch Burn Notice and Mythbusters on a regular basis…

Of course, anime sucks, unlike explosions. Unless they're explosions in anime, in which case, well, the explosions suck.

@ below: Don't derail the thread.

Last edited Dec 26, 2011 at 01:36PM EST

Thomas Nair
If KYM members were news agencies, you'd be fox.

Last edited Dec 26, 2011 at 01:24PM EST

If Thomas Nair could be one famous person, he would be Albert Einstein.

(Ya know, 'cuz he built the nuke and it was used to bomb Japan)

Very funny, Kalmo. /sarcasm

American Tanker, Hell on Tracks wrote:

Very funny, Kalmo. /sarcasm

It's a roast. It's supposed to be comedic. I'm not offending you to be rude, that's what this thread is all about. It's all in good fun. Learn to relax.