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Cabin in the Woods: Pick your monster, pick your death!

Last posted Apr 27, 2012 at 12:11AM EDT. Added Apr 24, 2012 at 10:09AM EDT
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WARNING! This thread will be a spoiler for anyone who has not seen “Cabin in the Woods,” so if you have not seen the movie and don’t want to have anything ruined, please GO SEE IT then come back to this thread.

So after watching “Cabin in the Woods” the other day, I got into a discussion with my girlfriend and a couple buddies. If you’ve seen the movie, I’m sure you recall the large white board in the middle of the film displaying all the possible monsters that could be pulled into the cabin’s scenario. As we discussed it, we all seemed to take a preference as to which monster we would rather have attack us (and presumably kill us) if we could make a choice. So I raise this question; If you happened to find yourself in a scenario like “Cabin in the Woods” and knew that you had to pick a particular monster to kill you, which one would you pick?

For those you can’t remember the white board from the movie, here’s a picture of it. Take your pick!

Apr 24, 2012 at 10:09AM EDT
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Haha, I saw that “Kevin” on the board, and thought the exact same thing! I’m assuming that’s a reference to “Jason” but we’ll never know.

Apr 24, 2012 at 10:15AM EDT
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I’ll pick the snowman. A pile of sculpted snow doesn’t sound so dangerous.

I’ll just make sure I bring a hair dryer the next time I leave the cabin.

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Apr 24, 2012 at 10:27AM EDT
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“The bride”
……..
I can take her. Brides wear those oh-so flamable dresses…..

Apr 24, 2012 at 11:50AM EDT
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SUGARPLUM FAIRY
death by candy

edit: actually death by data archives is way more appropriate

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Apr 24, 2012 at 03:05PM EDT
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I want to get killed by the NICORN, because I never seen one or heard of one before. I am curious of how it will kill me.

Apr 24, 2012 at 03:51PM EDT
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MOTHMAN

TRULY MENACING

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Apr 24, 2012 at 06:52PM EDT

Explosive Lasers AKA Solaire AKA Sexiest wrote:

Sexy witches.

Surprised I’m the first to say it.

I’d have to agree with you there, buddy.

Apr 24, 2012 at 07:11PM EDT
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Redneck Torture Family

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Apr 24, 2012 at 07:18PM EDT
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@ RicTesla, Falcon
Damn straight!


Hey, I got a sacrifice for you, but it’s not blood…

Apr 24, 2012 at 07:25PM EDT
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What’s “Huron”? It was bet on by Research and Development…

Apr 24, 2012 at 11:30PM EDT
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Sugar plum fairy.
I don’t want to say how I’m being killed, but this how I feel:

@Chris this is you, an adventure.

But I know what you gonna do.

Even me…

Apr 25, 2012 at 02:45AM EDT
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DougVH wrote:

What’s “Huron”? It was bet on by Research and Development…

That’s the only one on the list I can’t really figure out.

Perhaps is a reference to Lake Huron, and it’s some sort of aquatic demon like the Merman. Or Huron could be a reference to the Native American tribe of the same name (the Wyandot), so maybe it’s an enraged Native. Hard to tell…

Apr 25, 2012 at 07:50AM EDT
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IT WAS THE DEMONS, IN THE SECURITY, WITH THE JACK-O-LANTERNS.

Apr 25, 2012 at 07:55AM EDT
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Wait, at the bottom of the board… Does that says twins?
Like, look alike siblings? Oh my God. If they are female and I’ll go with death by snu-snu.
If they’re male, just death by decapitation.

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Apr 25, 2012 at 08:00AM EDT
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Jojo's Bizarre Bazaar wrote:

Wait, at the bottom of the board… Does that says twins?
Like, look alike siblings? Oh my God. If they are female and I’ll go with death by snu-snu.
If they’re male, just death by decapitation.

You actually see a quick shot them towards the end of the movie. They are female, but they look like the creepy twins from “The Shining” that stalk Danny in the hallway.

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Apr 25, 2012 at 10:32AM EDT
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Hmmm. I’m going to have to go with death by security!
Because I mean really, who would let me keep one of these?
<----

Nahhhh. But really, I would have to say werewolf.

Edits for spelling! Woo

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Apr 27, 2012 at 12:01AM EDT
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If I had to choose a monster, I’d go with one without a mouth or arms. Getting beaten to death by stumps sounds hilarious.

Apr 27, 2012 at 12:11AM EDT
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Skeletor-sm

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