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If you had a cat, what would you name it?

Last posted Oct 29, 2012 at 01:23PM EDT. Added Oct 05, 2012 at 11:02AM EDT
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If it was a white cat, I’d stick it into the ceiling and name it Ceiling Cat.

Oct 05, 2012 at 11:02AM EDT
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Quantum Cat of course, it would do anything!


If you mean seriously, I have no idea, I can’ get a cat, sadly. :(

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Oct 05, 2012 at 11:23AM EDT
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I will name him squishy and he will be my squishy.

Oct 05, 2012 at 11:29AM EDT
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I do have a cat. Her name is Spike.

But that was a name my sister gave her. I probably would have named her Zerg Hydralisk

Oct 05, 2012 at 11:31AM EDT
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I already have three cats. Not going to get another fucking little putt head.

But, I always wanted to call an animal “Billy bob Thorton”

Idk why, but names makes me chuckle.

Oct 05, 2012 at 12:11PM EDT
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I found a kitten a couple years ago near my house and named it Butts.

Oct 05, 2012 at 12:25PM EDT
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1.) Name your cat Dog.
2.) Name your dog Cat.
3.) ???????
4.) PROFIT!!

Oct 05, 2012 at 12:53PM EDT
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I already have two cats, one is names Frisky, and the other Bangles. My boyfriend also has a gray cat that doesn’t really have a name so I just call her gray thing.

If I had a cat that I could name myself, I’d probably give it a human name. I don’t know why, but I love cats with human names :3

Oct 05, 2012 at 01:19PM EDT
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I would name mine Professor Cheese. She will be a grey haired cat with hat closely resembling Nepeta’s blue hat. Her little bed will have both of a Eridan and Solluz plushie. And the bed itself is will be checkered patterned, the sheets will have Spades, Hearts, Diamonds, and Clubs on it.

And her I will have another pet called Constantine to keep her company.

Oct 05, 2012 at 01:23PM EDT

I used to have a cat. His name was Muus (pronounced “Moose”). That’s “cat” in Wolof, a language from Western Africa.

Oct 05, 2012 at 02:37PM EDT
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Spider-byte wrote:

Useless.

That’s what they are.

Just like you on battlefield.

:)

Oct 05, 2012 at 03:52PM EDT
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aerolyt wrote:

1.) Name your cat Dog.
2.) Name your dog Cat.
3.) ???????
4.) PROFIT!!

Why not name your CatDog DogCat

Me, I’d name my cat Excalibur.

Oct 05, 2012 at 08:18PM EDT
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I used to have a cat named Sir Mitten Whiskers Softacleez Garbonzo Bonkers, the Moldy Guava Stewpot Stukabayo Duke of Windsor.

Oct 05, 2012 at 09:19PM EDT
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I’d name it Witchy. I hope senpai notices me…

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Oct 05, 2012 at 10:03PM EDT

Name a cat
HNNNGGGG

Come here “HNNNGGGG

HNNNGGGG is playing with a toy.

Oct 06, 2012 at 01:45AM EDT
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Ann Hiro wrote:

Name a cat
HNNNGGGG

Come here “HNNNGGGG

HNNNGGGG is playing with a toy.

HNNNGGGG! Get off of the table!”

“Did you hear? HNNNGGGG had kittens!”

“Shhh… don’t wake up HNNNGGGG

Oct 06, 2012 at 03:38AM EDT
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Twitcher.

It sounds neat, and original, and it’s very subtle reference to my favorite show. ;)

Oct 06, 2012 at 05:00AM EDT

Sandstone wrote:

Dinner

MAH BOI! THIS PEACE IS WHAT ALL TRUE WARRIORS STRIVE FOR!

Oct 06, 2012 at 05:01AM EDT
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Funny. Earlier, after I replied to the thread, someone found a kitten for me.

I named him Darius.

Soon, I shall teach it to hone its claw, to bestow its imperishable wrath upon the heads of the unworthy imbeciles who defile this wretched earth even further with their ignorance and utter stupidity.

Or maybe I should teach it how to respond to its name first.

Oct 06, 2012 at 08:30AM EDT
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My cat’s full name would be Ribulose-1,5-bisphosphate carboxylase oxygenase.

RuBisCO in short.

Oct 06, 2012 at 08:48AM EDT
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Actually I had a chance to name a friends kitten, and I said Tao.
We both agreed on Tao.
As in Taokaka from Blazblue

Oct 06, 2012 at 12:41PM EDT
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i once had a grey tabby named poptart. named her kittens waffles, pancake, doughnut, oatmeal, and captain crunch.

Oct 06, 2012 at 07:10PM EDT
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angstyHoodie OPERATOR wrote:

Hobo


Katia

Oct 06, 2012 at 08:26PM EDT

Fucker, I would call him Fucker and say “Hey Fucker heres your food, hey fucker wake up, etc.”

Oct 06, 2012 at 08:31PM EDT
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