you like role playing games? sure you do!
you like killing yourself? sure you do! – otherwise how come every 2nd comment on the internet is “go kill yourself!” ?
so here is a game combining both of the internet’s favorite things!
the the rules are simple: YOU must kill yourself in any way possible.
MY job as the game master is to prevent you from doing so in any way possible.
-User: i take a knife and stab myself
Game master: the knife runs out too rusty and dull to do any damage. etc etc.
so what do you say? i had a lot of fun playing this with my brother as a kid. so lets roll.
You are a poor drunk who just lost his last bit of coin on gambling. you have no friends, your appartment is in ruins, you have nothing to drink anymore and worse of all, you are suffering from a rare desies that made your willie fall off.
Life sucks you want to end it.
(please forgive me if the formating or the wording sucks, first attempt to start an RPG on the forums…)