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John is just your average guy living in Minneapolis, except for the days when voices invade his mind and control his actions. Today is one of those days.

The rules are simple, the first action posted is the action john takes next. This action can be anything, including things that are impossible (not that John will be able to complete them but he'll try) so go nuts, but remember Johns fate is in your hands.

Turn people into cupcakes?

Give her the D, pronto.

You wake up to another beautiful morning in Minneapolis. By which you mean 2pm. Never the less the sun is still shining and the birds are still singing so you supposed that statement is still partially true.

Hmmm, looks like your roommate Steve has already left for his creative writing class. By which you mean waste of money. Guess you'll just have to fend for yourself this afternoon, but what to make. Oh, you know! you'll make cupcakes, sweet, sweet, delicious cupcakes.

Lets see now, you have butter, baking soda, flower, milk, eggs… hmmmmm you feel like you still missing something… thats right, human flesh! Ooohhh and your all out too. You suppose you could use Steve but he's still at school. What to do, what to do.

>being in minneapolis
>not going to First Ave.

>Flee city
>Live off of deer in the wilderness

>Go to nearest morgue
>Feast on thine flesh

>Retrieve arms from chest

Welp, this is what OP gets for picking the name "John"

I will continue the reference.

>Do a Windy Thing

>Make own dogtag with '117' etched on it

==>Be The Trickster

>Try to ignore the ongoing Homestuck references. We get it, guys.

>Go over to the living room and see what's currently on TV to pass the time.

>Spoiler: It's a Seinfeld rerun.

(Chris didnt really post an action so much as a complaint soooooo)

God damn it. You cant believe this…this atrocity, this outrage. In what sort of world does a man not have a readily available supply of savory delicious human flesh? Not one you want to be part of that's for sure.

That settles it, your going to go start your own world, with black, and hookers. You'll go live in the woods, living off the land, and stray hikers, like man was supposed too! You start packing your thing immediately.

>Enter woods
>Light chipmunks on fire

>Make a hammer. The only weapons you will use are now hammers.

>Become the demons

>I am become death.

>spaghetti falls out of pockets

>Burst into treats because your plan is hopeless.
>Go back home.

>And death becomes me.

>do a barrel roll

>go to bus station

>make whatever like looks if ever did once happen
>disregard oxygen

>Worship her holiness the SPIRIT WOOOOOOOORM~

>fap

>do a backflip

>Take Dino City cartridge
>Try to put Dino City cartridge into PC's disk slot

I'm waiting.