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I went to a house party, had plenty of drink so I could get the damn night over quickly as possible and ended up completely flopped. Point of the story is I woke up this morning and my friend told me that he was in bed with this girl (8/10) doing the biz, when I apparently flung open the door of the bedroom, pizza in one one hand (I shit you not) belt in the other and yelled "ITS GOOFY TIME!" in a sort of slurred manic voice, then according to him I then tried to tea-bag them both….

what.

Spaghetti falling out of everyone's pockets.

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This, my dear children, is why you should stay away from drugs~

I got drunk once with my friends. I was keeping to myself and the other was asking what a vagina is.

>Casual drinker
One time I got drunk and wound up in Canadian parliament.

was Friday.
Today is Sa turd ay.
Sunday is tomorrow.

The End.

So ignoring physical appearance, this was you last night?

looong sigh is looong Needless to say im not having a night like that for a while. I got that bad because the last times ive been going to parties with my new college class they drink a bit and pretend to be drunk and fag about, my idea was to show them what getting drunk actually was. I turned into a walking (hardly) breathing heavily drunk example of failure.