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Last posted Dec 23, 2012 at 11:48AM EST. Added Dec 22, 2012 at 07:48AM EST
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I went to a house party, had plenty of drink so I could get the damn night over quickly as possible and ended up completely flopped. Point of the story is I woke up this morning and my friend told me that he was in bed with this girl (8/10) doing the biz, when I apparently flung open the door of the bedroom, pizza in one one hand (I shit you not) belt in the other and yelled “ITS GOOFY TIME!” in a sort of slurred manic voice, then according to him I then tried to tea-bag them both….

Dec 22, 2012 at 07:48AM EST
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what.

Dec 22, 2012 at 01:54PM EST

Spaghetti falling out of everyone’s pockets.

Dec 22, 2012 at 02:01PM EST
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I got drunk once with my friends. I was keeping to myself and the other was asking what a vagina is.

Dec 22, 2012 at 04:33PM EST
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>Casual drinker
One time I got drunk and wound up in Canadian parliament.

Dec 22, 2012 at 06:40PM EST

was Friday.
Today is Sa turd ay.
Sunday is tomorrow.

The End.

Last edited Dec 22, 2012 at 09:13PM EST
Dec 22, 2012 at 09:12PM EST
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So ignoring physical appearance, this was you last night?

Last edited Dec 22, 2012 at 10:20PM EST
Dec 22, 2012 at 10:19PM EST
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looong sigh is looong Needless to say im not having a night like that for a while. I got that bad because the last times ive been going to parties with my new college class they drink a bit and pretend to be drunk and fag about, my idea was to show them what getting drunk actually was. I turned into a walking (hardly) breathing heavily drunk example of failure.

Dec 23, 2012 at 11:48AM EST
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