The rules are simple: You put in an item, and the person below you tells you what you get. i.e.
Person 1: I insert an X.
Person 2: You get a Y. I insert a Z.
And so on so fourth. I’ll start;
I insert the necronomicon.
Magic Soda Machine
Last posted May 12, 2013 at 08:27AM EDT. Added Mar 03, 2013 at 06:31PM EST
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You get the Bible.
I insert a mouse trap.
You get a dead mouse! You monster!
I insert a Pikmin!
get nothing because pikmin 3 is the new HL3, delayed to fuck
insert nazis
You get Nazi Zombies.
Insert a pistol
You get a rifle.
I insert a sonic rainboom.
You get a cutie mark.
I insert electricity (somehow).
you get energy
i insert my downvotes

I insert a meatball
You get PASTAAAAAAAA~
I insert a copy of every Nic Cage movie ever, excluding Con air and Sorcerer’s Apprentice for some reason.
you get this.
i insert a dollar.
that’s what you get
i insert an rpg
You get an FPS.
I insert the Master Sword
you get the bfg
i insert the katana
You receive a slice of SPAM.
I insert one of those Indian Callgirl threads that have been plaguing the boards.

I insert a fortune cookie.
You get a fortune cookie laced with LSD.
I insert a picture of David Tennant.
You get the 11th doctor.
I insert the D.
Lone K. the CARLOSCOUT wrote:
You get the 11th doctor.
I insert the D.
You recieve a coupon for 1 free damn given.
I put in a brony
You get back a Brownie
I insert my Nintendo Wii.
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I get an old MS-DOS games. But I don’t have MS-DOS, so…
I insert a portal Gun.
Speedy thing comes out.
I insert my jimmies.
you get a 2 hr song and dance recital on VHS.
INSERT CAPS LOCK KEY
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I insert SCP-914
You get a brown mouse.
Insert Coin.
You get to play any game you want!
I insert cat.
Quantum Meme wrote:
You get to play any game you want!
I insert cat.
You recieve Cale
I insert FLORIDAMAN
gets spit out too many wrinkles from the old people.
Insert shoe inserts
get two shoes
i put junk
you get a wonderful print machine that works with spider husks
I put Feels.
The machine studies your Feels, so that it may know them.
I insert myself.
You get a clone.
I insert a rifle.
You get a cannon.
I insert a Creeper.
You get a MasterBurner
I insert an Avatar.
You get 
I insert Nicolas Cage
You get a Zero Division.
I insert Internet Explorer
You get a computer illiterate Grandmother.
I insert a Finger Box.
You get a toe box.
I insert a Chicken.
You get a pig.
I insert a hat.
You get a copy of Team Fortress 2. Also, 42 GET
I insert a teddy bear.
You get Tibbers 
I insert a BFG
You get… a peashooter.
I insert a thought:
“I just realized that we were supposed to talk about liquids, since it is a magic soda machine, for crying out loud.”
You get all kinds of solid things.
I insert a rocket.

I insert refined metal
You get 9 scrap.
I insert a dick.
You get a man named Robert.
I insert a fanny pack.
you get an pack
i insert twilight
You get Fifty Shades of grey.
I insert a computer.
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