I’ll probably never get him at gunpoint because cats do NOT hold firearms very easily. There is many outcomes that could play out depending on the situation.
1a. – (Weapon ammunition is 1 bullet) I would fire into his leg, crippling enough to probably die of natural hazards, suicide by objects around the subject or being caught by police, then killed. I would then run away, because it would be very odd to see a housecat cause major harm to a psychopath with a firearm.
1b. – (Weapon ammunition is multiple bullets) I would fire into his hands, and then use up or dispose of the remaining ammunition. He would not cause much harm with hands in bad state anymore, so then this would be a better way to disable him. I would then run away, due to witnessing a housecat causing major damage to a psychopath with a weapon is odd indeed.
2a. – (Murderer did not execute other people before hand) He would be stupid to attempt to attack a ordinary yet serious house cat as me. Housecats should not be subjected to kill, but in any case I would let him live more, because torture isn’t an option. I’d rather not watch someone continually bleed until they die, or suffer extreme pain for extended periods of time. He will be warned, if he speaks cat for that matter, and will be scratched multiple times by my little cat claws in the face. He will be freed, but in no good condition either if I scratch him in the eyes.
2b – (Murderer did execute other people before hand) He would attempt to kill me, but with more people dead by him. It would be horrific to see him be freed when he murdered more people, so he would be shot if he sees the likes of me yet again.
3a – (Murderer did execute other people before hand, attacks Samuel again) If the murderer returns the third time with blood on his back, the same outcome unfolds like 2b.
3b. – (Murderer did not execute other people before hand, attacks Samuel only, a third time) I would let him go again if he hasn’t harmed anyone so far and decides to go for me a third time, but either shooting him in the hands or the leg is dependent on the ammunition and choice of answer 1a and 1b. Basically, I would cripple the other part of the body that has not already been shot. But if the multiple ammunition is prominent in 1b, and I DO shoot him in the leg, and hands, and feet, he will receive multiple bites and scratch marks from me. His weapon would be disposed, and I still can’t to anything about turning him in because cats can not notify police well. He will be left to wander wounded.
4 – (Attempts to assaulting me a fourth time without harming other people)
What a fucking insane idiot. He will die, although getting another firearm is highly unlikely, and the chance of a cat that predicts his every move to have him at gunpoint is very prominent. He will be shot no matter what the fourth time.
Great thread, marvelous. I love hypothetical and questionable threads like these, even if it is a bit dark.