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Dude, This was frontpaged yesterday.

However, that doesn't stop anybody from discussing it here. ^_^

He's reading off a card or something, I just know it

That's cool and everything, but just make better pizza. Onion said it best, it seems like they are trying to see how bad something can be while still selling it.

Stupid marketing ploy aside, that is some shitty editing.

Ok, that's too awkward for me to finish watching.

Anywho, I like Domino's pizza. Perhaps it's because I'm broke, I've grown accustomed to eating Domino's. I've never liked Pizza Hut, Little Caesar's, or Papa Johns all that much, and more local tastes are, well, local. I don't compare national chains to local varieties. I'm not sure that's fair. Local pizza places are meant to deliver (heh) a taste that's unique to an area or a particular style. Chains like Domino's have to appeal to a much wider and diverse customer base.

Er, more simply, St. Louis style pizza is made with provel cheese (gluey texture) and needs to stay true to that style. A lot of pizza outside of the St. Louis area can't really get into it.

Tens of thousands of people in the US in various areas of the US eat Dominos (and Pizza Hut and Papa John's and Little Caesar's…)

So even if a national pizza place like Domino's isn't liked by many people, they obviously make enough to stay in business.
 
As for reading off a card, I'm absolutely positive that he is. I don't see why he wouldn't be. When you're president/CEO, you have other business to attend to (like ensuring your pronunciation of what's on the card is decent enough and running a business) to memorize and one-take a spot like that.
 
And as for it being stupid, let's see how well it works. If it doesn't sell more pizza, then let's call it as it was as a family. But if you pull in millions of dollars (er, hundreds of millions of yen) from it, then I'd think we'd be the stupid ones.

Smells like meme elitism to me.

@verbose

Since I was the only one who brought up the taste, I'll assume that was for me. Anyways, I know, I was just kidding. I mean, I still think it tastes pretty bland, but they obviously are having plenty of people buying from them and don't need to change.

No.

We're fighting on this.

Don't be the bigger man here. Internet is meant for fighting.

As for the pizza taste thing, I mostly try to prevent people from piling on to one side in threads like this, is all. Just like you don't like Domino's (and many people don't,) I do like it. But had people started to praise Domino's, then I would have said how this tactic could backfire.

I'm being contrary and what not.

Papa johns is fucking bomb, but you gotta bake it. But I rather bake my own pizza than get that ready made synthetic pizza at little ceasers

This dudes a straight up G….

Masterful.

Vile heathens

That Junk would probably be Funnier if we were able to see it.
Also:

Superior pan-style pizza. And that snazzy mascot.

Round Table is my favorite, even though it's Super-Expensive and I have to drive nearly an hour to get to it.

Godfathers and Pizza Hut are my second two choices, but they usually leave me unsatisfied. I go in with a craving for Pizza, but leave with my craving still craving and I wind up going to the local Pizza Place next dinner because at least they can make good pizza.

Papa Murphy's is good too, though because my sister and mom don't like it and I don't live in my own house yet I rarely ever get to have it.

Mountain miles is pretty bomb. I think it's only in California though.

Yeah but you can't enjoy Miku Hatsune while eating pizza now can you?

Unless I just pull up a video on my iPhone of her while eating a different pizza.

I have no idea how the reaction face has anything to do with what I said, but posting images just gets you more karma. So that's why.

But you're not a REAL FAN unless you do what she wants, and she wants you to buy Domino's pizza.

yup gotta get those kramers

Dominoes was the only one who delivered me Pizza on my lonely Thanksgiving alone.