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Think of your favorite superpower of all time and figure out how to kill the user above you with it.

For example, user has invisibility, and I have ability to grow up to 200 feet and attain super strength. I knock a ten story building over and it crushes the invisible man.

I use earthbending to pile the ground around you onto you in order to suffocate you.

I use my hypnosis to tell the user above to Ann Hiro

I use pyrokinesis to burn you to a crisp.

I use my procrastination to ignore you while you're in the burn ward as you slowly die from lack of operating on.

i use gender ray now you're an girl

I CALL UPON MY SPIRIT ANIMAL, NICOLAS CAGE

HIS VAMPIRIC POWERS AND FLAWLESS ACTING DRAIN EVERYONE'S LIFE FORCE

I use telekinesis to lift you 500 meters and let you fall.

I use flight to fly into you and slam you into a building.

I use my Super Swag to blind you with pure swag. And then I kill myself because I used the word "Swag."

I use my time control to "Toki yo tamare! Mudamudammudamuda! Wrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrry!"

Well, because you're already dead, I guess I just sit around until I die and my reincarnation powers kick in.

I ninja'd you when I stopped time.

I transformed into Lugia and Aeroblasted you into next week.

I used my master ball to catch you and then I never let you out. Suffocation is your way of death. Then, by being the creator of this thread I receive immortality. Nobody can challenge me!

I use telepathy to disrupt the path of the master ball, crush it, then you, and then finally tp myself away.

uses freddy mercury power and made all of the people jealous and emo like because of none getting freddie mercury power

When none of my fucks are given, you all die, and I don't, so there.

I give you my 99 problems, so I'm left with a bitch.

I use mind control to make the bitch kill you.

I transform into you but better with super-cool tranformy powers and I mind control the bitch to kill you.

I'll scratch you with my growing nails!

I cut your hands off with my machete

*the super power is making machetes appear

I teleport to the local liqour store buy beer, teleport home and watch tv

I incinerate you with an optic blast.

I use my pyrokinesis to engulf you in flames.

You cannot match my most terrible power….

I use my ability to regrow limbs to cut off one of my arms, grow it back, and then beat you to death with my severed arm.

I use my mutate powers to disembowel you into a cactus, but not after removing your testicles and force-feeding them to you.

I use my morphing powers to change into a nuclear bomb and blow you to oblivion.

My power: Morphing

For the sake of saving this thread, I will double post.

I use my extreme heat powers to ignite the nuclear bomb you morph into before it is near the city I am in.

My power: Extreme heat