According to rule 30 of the Rules of the Internet, there are no girls on the internet. Therefore you are indeed a trap.
There are no girls on the internet, indeed. So that means you’re from the FBI :P
FBI agent, or a troll.
or a Facebook bra updater =)
Ewww, Traps are disgusting. DX
you are a troller of the FBI, and you do facebook bra updatez
no women on the interwebs?
If there are no girls in the internet, Elseph (how do you spell her name again?) doesn’t exist LOL
There are no women on the internet. That said, there are no men, either. Technically, there are no biological entities on the internet. Just pulses of electricity, represented by 1’s and 0’s. We men and women are using the internet, and are represented by accounts. There are no masculine or feminine accounts, for there are also made of data, a.k.a representations of pulses of electricity via 1’s and 0’s. Even if a portion of an account is a representation of gender via text and/or photo, that portion of the account itself is data, a.k.a more 1’s and 0’s. It’s like wearing a mask; the plastic is what you mean for others to see you as, but the plastic is not a part of you. That is, the plastic is not you, the plastic is itself (plastic). Likewise, you are not the plastic, you are yourself.
None the less, there is room for the existance of traps, and the same goes for women. By the way, even if there were no women using the internet, as a rule, then by default we could assume that no user could be a women, and therefore, we would know that anyone claiming to be a women is lying. So, it’s either both traps and women, or neither.
And yes, I know; it’s just a joke. It’s an annoying one too.