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You know what to do….
Put whatever device you have on shuffle, and use it to answer these questions.
1. What do you think of me, mp3 player?
2. Will I have a happy life?
3. What do my friends really think of me?
4. Do people secretly lust after me?
5. How can I make myself happy?
6. What should I do with my life?
7. Why must life be so full of pain?
8. How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
9. Will I have (more) children?
10. Will I die happy?
11. Can you give me some advice?
12. What do you think happiness is?
13. What’s my favourite fetish?
14. What is my significant other thinking at this very moment?
15. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop?

1. What do you think of me, mp3 player?

• Lost in the Future – Camo & Krooked (Sounds reasonable)

2. Will I have a happy life?

• Reservoir Dogs – Jay-Z (I'm going to say that this is mixed results)

3. What do my friends really think of me?

• Slow Ride – Neil Young (Eyyyyyyyy)

4. Do people secretly lust after me?

• Throne – Command Strange (So yes?)

5. How can I make myself happy?

• Raid – Madvillain (Simple enough)

6. What should I do with my life?

• Eleanor Rigby – The Beatles (Oh god why)

7. Why must life be so full of pain?

• Ain't No Thang – OutKast (Snap)

8. How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?

• Yellow Shoes – DJ Marky and S.P.Y. (Hmm, I'll have to get on that)

9. Will I have (more) children?

• Hypest Hype – Chase & Status (Inconclusive)

10. Will I die happy?

• Juggernauts (Nero Remix) – Enter Shikari (It's a happy song, so I'll say yes)

11. Can you give me some advice?

• You Ain't Fly – The Roots (Aw shucks)

12. What do you think happiness is?

• The Trial – Pink Floyd (Yeah…)

13. What’s my favourite fetish?

• D.A.N.C.E. – Justice (Works for me!)

14. What is my significant other thinking at this very moment?

• Let's Spend the Night Together – David Bowie (AWWWW YEEEAAAAAHHH!)

15. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop?

• Two Suns in the Sunset – Pink Floyd (So 2?)

1. What do you think of me, mp3 player? Beautiful People by Marilyn Manson (fuck yeah)
2. Will I have a happy life? End of all hope by Nightwish (well shit)
3. What do my friends really think of me? This is Halloween by Marilyn Manson
4. Do people secretly lust after me? I don't care about anyone else but me by Drowning Pool
5. How can I make myself happy? Time of Dying by Three Days Grace
6. What should I do with my life? Warriors of the World by Manowar
7. Why must life be so full of pain? The Phantom Agony by Epica
8. How can I maximize my pleasure during sex? Blow me away by Breaking Benjamin (Oh you)
9. Will I have (more) children? Roulette by S.O.A.D.
10. Will I die happy? Wish by NiN
11. Can you give me some advice? The Great Escape Turisas
12. What do you think happiness is? Hunting for Witches by Bloc Party
13. What’s my favourite fetish? Death Note Opening Song 2
14. What is my significant other thinking at this very moment? Becoming Insane by Infected Mushroom
15. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop? It's been a while by Staind.

1. "Back in the U.S.S.R." by The Beatles: You think I'm communist?
2. "Speed of Sound" by Coldplay: Don't know if this is good or bad.
3. "Into the Ocean" by Blue October: They think I'd commit suidice by drowning? I'm pretty bouyant you know.
4. "Fire Woman" by The Cult: Hmm…does this mean some attractive ladies like me?
5. "Back in Your Head" by Tegan and Sara: I need to get to know myself more
6. "We Didn't Start the Fire" by Billy Joel: Commit arson…what?!
7. "The Adventures of Raindance Maggie" by Red Hot Chili Peppers: Because the only girls that I'll like are weird?
8. "SOS" by Rhianna: Ask for help, you say…
9. "Mr. Blue Sky" by Electric Light Orchestra: It's about a sunny day, so that must mean good.
10. "Better Than Me" by Hinder: This means that I'll be more useless than my spouse, so that's not happy.
11. "For Your Entertainment" by Adam Lambert: Just entertain myself more.
12. "Pepper" by Butthole Surfers: Smoking weed? Uhhhhh….
13. "Bad" by Michael Jackson: Just being a street tough, don't understand how that'll get me horny.
14. "Kool Thing" by Sonic Youth: She thinks I'm cool. Awesome!
15. "Teenage Riot" by Sonic Youth: You can only know when you're a teen.

1. What do you think of me, mp3 player?
"Steig Ein" by Sido
A german rap-song. The title means "Get in (the car)"…Not sure if I should be concerned…

2. Will I have a happy life?
"No more words" by Endeverafter
I don't even know…

3. What do my friends really think of me?
"Feel it" by Three 6 Mafia feat Tiesto
Uhm…

4. Do people secretly lust after me?
"California Girls" by Katy Perry feat. Snoop mothafuckin' Dogg
So…California Girls lust after me?

5. How can I make myself happy?
"Sweet Victory" by David Glen Eisley
I already knew that, thanks…

6. What should I do with my life?
"Optical Force" by J-Core
Gawd dammit, I don't understand you!

7. Why must life be so full of pain?
"Violent Pornography" by System of a Down
That explains everything!

8. How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
"Töten" by K.I.Z
Another german rap-song. The title means "Kill"…I won't try that…

9. Will I have (more) children?
"Ballin'" by Young Jeezy feat. Lil Wayne
…That's a yes,right?

10. Will I die happy?
"Schoolgirl with Hair-Drills" by Lolishit
That would make me happy…

11. Can you give me some advice?
"No Love" by Eminem feat. Lil Wayne
That makes me sad…

12. What do you think happiness is?
"Ridin' Dirty" by Chamillionaire
Aww yeah…

13. What’s my favourite fetish?
"Can't choose" by Naive New Beaters
I have so many fetishes he can't even choose,huh?

14. What is my significant other thinking at this very moment?
"Earthquake Hyperbreak RMX" by Annoying Ringtone
Wut?

15. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop?
"LOL" by Kool Savas
Another german rap-song. It's only called "Track 13" in my playlist, so the answer is obviously 13!

1. What do you think of me, mp3 player? Twisted Sister – "Under the Blade"
2. Will I have a happy life? Billy Joel – "We Didn't Start the Fire"
3. What do my friends really think of me? Iron Maiden – "The Clairvoyant"
4. Do people secretly lust after me? Skidrow – "I Remember You"
5. How can I make myself happy? Scorpions – "Believe in Love"
6. What should I do with my life? Queen – "Bohemian Rhapsody"
7. Why must life be so full of pain? Journey – "When You Love a Woman"
8. How can I maximize my pleasure during sex? Michael Jackson – "Earth Song"
9. Will I have (more) children? Scorpions – "Big City Nights"
10. Will I die happy? Joe Satriani – "Crushing Day"
11. Can you give me some advice? Twisted Sister – "Can't Stand Still"
12. What do you think happiness is? Harry Connick, Jr. – "I'll Dream of You Again"
13. What’s my favourite fetish? Van Halen – "Take Your Whiskey Home"
14. What is my significant other thinking at this very moment? Journey – "Anytime"
15. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop? Black Sabbath – "Am I Going Insane"

What is true: 5, 6, 7, 12, 15
What I hope is true: 2, 3, 4, 14
What I hope isn't true: 1, 11, 13
Fut the wuk: 8, 9, 10

1. What do you think of me, mp3 player?
"Meaning of Life" by Disturbed… What?
2. Will I have a happy life?
"Fly High" from Gunbuster. I take that as a yes?
3. What do my friends really think of me?
"Groovin' Magic" from Diebuster. I'm groovin'?
4. Do people secretly lust after me?
"Karate Man" from Rhyhtm Heaven Wii. :?
5. How can I make myself happy?
"U.N. Owen Was Her" remix by EastNewSound. I need to find someone named U.N. owen!
6. What should I do with my life?
"Flying in the Sky" from G Gundam. Okay, I got to fly in the sky.
7. Why must life be so full of pain?
"I wanna be" from Soul Eater ending. That didn't answer my question
8. How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
"Wavin' Flag" by K'aan. Okay, time to go buy some flags.
9. Will I have (more) children?
"Open your heart" by Crush 40. I will?
10. Will I die happy?
"O'death" from Supernatural. That doesn't sound good…
11. Can you give me some advice?
"Ratfink, Suicide Tanks and Cannibal girls" by White Zombies.
12. What do you think happiness is?
"Heats" from opening of Getter Robo Armageddon.
13. What’s my favourite fetish?
"Bartender" by Rehab. I have a fetish for people who serve beer?
14. What is my significant other thinking at this very moment?
"Happily Ever After" from Gurren Lagann. :D
15. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop?
"Overdrive" by IOSYS. So I'll have to lick so fast that I wont have time to count?

I love you because Pink Floyd, The Beatles, and David Bowie.

I remember this, my music has expanded slightly since last time. Lets see what I get differently.

1. What do you think of me, mp3 player?
"You and Me" by Kinetics

2. Will I have a happy life?
"Afterlife” by State Of Mind

So I guess that's a no, but I will have a happy afterlife? Okay.

3. What do my friends really think of me?
“Reanimation” by Receptor

They think I am a zombie, apprently

4. Do people secretly lust after me?
“North Pole” by (unknown artist)

In the North Pole they do! YES!

5. How can I make myself happy?
“Amnesia” by DJ Hidden

Of course, ignorance is bliss, this makes perfect sense

6. What should I do with my life?
“Meet the Future” by Disturbia

You're telling me I am a timelord?

7. Why must life be so full of pain?
"City on Fire" by State Of Mind

Yea, when everything is on fire, I guess that is pretty painful

8. How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
“The Human Spirit” by (unknown artist)

I got this one before for question 5 (last time). Now Winamp is telling me I need to use the human spirit to get it on. Maybe its a message about confidence and pride? Maybe if I just believe in myself, I can achieve multiple orgasms…

9. Will I have (more) children?
“Cold Reality” by D2 Soundtrack

…is that I probably won't. Oh Winamp, why are you so mean?

10. Will I die happy?
"In plain sight" by State Of Mind

I suppose that is a way of saying yes.

11. Can you give me some advice?
“Milkshake" by Black Sun Empire

That's great advice, I'll go make one right now.

12. What do you think happiness is?
“Roxy” by Nympho & State Of Mind

You mean Roxy from Homestuck? ….HUSSIE!

13. What’s my favourite fetish?
“City on Fire” by State Of Mind

This again? Why does Winamp think I want to watch the world burn, I'm not Pyro.

14. What is my significant other thinking at this very moment?
“Cyanide” by Disturbia

Oh that is just brutal. Why Winamp? Why do you hate me so much?

15. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop?
“Dont you” by Black Sun Empire

I think Winamp is trying to tell me that I shouldn't even bother trying.

Well overall that has less "wut?" in it compared to last time, though I managed to get State Of Mind significantly more compared to the previous attempt. Might have something to do with the fact that State Of Mind occupies a ridiculous 25% of my playlist

1. What do you think of me, mp3 player?
Yellow Shoes by DJ Marky
2. Will I have a happy life?
Red Bus Needs to Leave! by DJ Shadow
3. What do my friends really think of me?
Tripodz by Camo & Crooked
4. Do people secretly lust after me?
Time Has Come Today by The Chambers Brothers (I think this is a success)
5. How can I make myself happy?
See the Light by Green Day (I will say this is also a success)
6. What should I do with my life?
Buckethead by Jordan
7. Why must life be so full of pain?
Midnight in a Perfect World by DJ Shadow (the irony is painful)
8. How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
More Than a Feeling by Boston (VICTORY!)
9. Will I have (more) children?
2112 by Rush (failure…)
10. Will I die happy?
Without Me by Eminem (I think so…?)
11. Can you give me some advice?
Mutual Slump [Alternate Take Without Overdubs] by DJ Shadow (so… no, then?)
12. What do you think happiness is?
I Was Lost Without You by Sam Hulick (this song plays during the sex scene in ME3… so, is it sex?)
13. What’s my favourite fetish?
We Face Our Enemy Together by Sam Hulick (so it's facing enemies?)
14. What is my significant other thinking at this very moment?
Revolution 909 by Daft Punk
15. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop?
Link to the Past by Loadstar

I don't know if this is good or bad….

another one? ok…

1. What do you think of me, mp3 player?
Wonderboy by Tenacious D

Oh… That's nice, surprisingly… Maybe I should treat my iPod a little better…

2. Will I have a happy life?
Ask DNA by the SEATBELTS

…okay.

3. What do my friends really think of me?
One Winged Angel from FFVII

They think I'm Sephiroth? … I'm ok with this.

4. Do people secretly lust after me?
Under Pressure by Queen

People lust after me, but only whilst being pressured into it…?

5. How can I make myself happy?
Whip It by Devo

inhales

6. What should I do with my life?
Pokemon World from Pokemon

YES! YES! YEEEES! We all live, in a Pokemon world! I'll put myself to the test, to be better than all the rest!

7. Why must life be so full of pain?
Easy to Crash by Cake

Ah, yes… As it is so easy to break this body of mine, to 'crash' as it were, it's almost expected that I should experience pain daily… But, as Khalil Gibran tells us, pain is the breaking of the shell that encloses your understanding. It is the bitter potion by which the physician within you heals your sick self, so therefore, trust the physician and drink his remedy in silence and tranquility. Yes, advance my friends, and never halt, for advancing is perfection. Advance and do not fear the thorns in the path, for they draw only corrupt blood.

Thank you, iPod… Thank you.

8. How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
To Binge by the Gorillaz

…I'm disturbed at how straightforward this one is.

9. Will I have children?
Unsaid by Little People

…so… Does that mean you won't answer?

10. Will I die happy?
Beautiful Morning With You by the pillows

I'll die peacefully in the morning with the girl of my dreams.

In Japanese.

11. Can you give me some advice?
Pocket by Sam Sparro

"Keep your friends close and your enemies in your pocket, keep your friends close, and your enemies in your pocket…
When you just might start to melt them down, they'll come around, so keep your friends close and your enemies in your pocket."

Not a bad lesson.

12. What do you think happiness is?
Runnin' With the Devil by Van Halen

Hehe… I feel ya.

13. What’s my favorite fetish?
Stylo by the Gorillaz

Yes. My fetish is Bobby Womack. (Get well soon, Bobby!)

14. What is my significant other thinking at this very moment?
Two Hearts Together by Neimer

D'aww… She's thinking about us being together. :3c

15. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop?
Aspen Forest by the Gorillaz

So… As many trees as there are in Aspen Woods, then?

I feel really good about number seven. Other than that, meh.

Ok iTunes, let's see what you got reserved for me:

1. What do you think of me, mp3 player?

• Word Problems – Deadmau5 (What? I ain't got issues with the world. Except I just wanna watch it burn sometimes)

2. Will I have a happy life?

• If You Want Blood – AC/DC (Hum, not sure if tranfusions are the answer for a happy life)

3. What do my friends really think of me?

• The Trooper – Iron Maiden (AAAAAAWWWW YYYEEEEAAAAHHH!!!, They fear me cause I got the power of a fucking army!!)

4. Do people secretly lust after me?

• Que Pasa Contigo – Alex Gaudino (Ok, entonces las chicas están a mi amar locamente. Bueno)

5. How can I make myself happy?

• Desert Rain (feat. Vika Jigulina) – Edward Maya (Yes, bathing in the desert would make me happy… I guess)

6. What should I do with my life?

• No Class – Motörhead (Be as bad ass as Lemy Killmister. Of course!)

7. Why must life be so full of pain?

• Miracle – Cascada (Because a fucking miracle will end it)

8. How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?

• Go Around (feat. Nenna Yvonne) – Klaypex (iTunes, never knew you had such a dirty mind)

9. Will I have (more) children?

• Never Gonna Leave This Bed – Maroom 5 ( I guess that's a yes)

10. Will I die happy?

• Classical Mushroom – Infected Mushroom (Happy? Maybe. Tripping balls? That's for sure)

11. Can you give me some advice?

• Live Your Life (feat. Rihanna) – T.I. (Hum, ok, I'll rememeber that one)

12. What do you think happiness is?

• Alors On Danse – Stromae (Indeed. Dancing is happiness)

13. What’s my favourite fetish?

• Satisfaction – Benny Benassi (Holy shit, how did you know?? Are you a wizard or what??)

14. What is my significant other thinking at this very moment?

• Waiting 4U – Spyzer (Sorry bitch, time's money and and I don't have either. Now get moving!)

15. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop?

• Strawberry Swing – Coldplay (Don't know if I can get an answer for it, but now I have the weirdest desire for some strawberry lollipop)

1. What do you think of me, mp3 player?
By The Way – Red Hot Chili Peppers

Don't change the subject, I'm trying to ask you a serious question here!

2. Will I have a happy life?
Encoder – Pendulum

What? I can't even work with that…

3. What do my friends really think of me?
Sexism (Original Mix) – Excision & Skism

Meh, what do they know? All they ever do is think about sex or make sandwiches.

4. Do people secretly lust after me?
Electricityscape – The Strokes

I can rearrange the letters in that to spell 'yes', so I'll count that as a win.

5. How can I make myself happy?
Fugue State – Nero

"A fugue state is a rare psychiatric disorder characterized by reversible amnesia for personal identity, including the memories, personality and other identifying characteristics of individuality."
(Wikipedia)

So you're saying the only way for me to be happy is to completely forget about my current identity and memories? Oh, so I'm pretty much screwed. Thanks.

6. What should I do with my life?
Hold Me Close – Flux Pavilion

It's okay phone… all we need is each other…

7. Why must life be so full of pain?
Cigarettes and Alcohol – Oasis

No, I asked why life is full of pain, not how we should cure it.

8. How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
Mudslide – Noisia & The Upbeats

Hang on… are you telling me I should… EWW, GROSS!

9. Will I have (more) children?
Acquiesce – Oasis

Acquiese – To accept something reluctantly but without protest
Fine… more sex it is then.

10. Will I die happy?
Some Chords – deadmau5

As long as this song is playing on my deathbed, I'm pretty sure I will.

11. Can you give me some advice?
Thick As Thieves – Kasabian

Err… okay.

12. What do you think happiness is?
Club Foot – Kasabian (wow, two songs running, what are the odds?)

If you mean the song is pure happiness, I'd have to agree with you.
If you're taking about the medical disorder, that's bad and you should feel bad.

13. What’s my favourite fetish?
Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites – Skrillex

Wow, my phone knows more about me than I realised.

14. What is my significant other thinking at this very moment?
Pins & Needles – Billy Talent

Ow, why does my right hand hurt all of a sudden?!

15. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop?
Black – Pearl Jam

Hex triplet for black: #000000
So it takes zero licks? Oh, I get it, you just bite through it! Clever.

@Algy

Your mp3 player appears to be smarter than mine. It actually came up with a solution to 15 and even put it in a cryptic way.

Mine just gave up on the question.

1. What do you think of me, mp3 player?

Skin and Bones by Foo Fighters
Hmm, sounds about right.

2. Will I have a happy life?

Sapphire Bullets of Pure Love by They Might be Giants
Sounds good.

3. What do my friends really think of me?

Rockin' Down the Highway by The Doobie Brothers
They think I'm a reckless driver?

4. Do people secretly lust after me?

The Promise by Tracy Chapman
Sounds like a "yes".

5. How can I make myself happy?

No Complaints by Beck
Alright, alright, no more complaining…

6. What should I do with my life?

Angel by Sarah McLachlan
Hmm, I think I understand this. Maybe.

7. Why must life be so full of pain?

Shout Me Out by TV on the Radio
No idea here…

8. How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?

Younger Us by Japandroids
Hmm, so I need to be more like I used to be a long time ago, huh?

9. Will I have (more) children?

Red Dress by TV on the Radio
Disturbing.

10. Will I die happy?

Somewhere They Can't Find Me by Simon & Garfunkel
Sounds like a "no".

11. Can you give me some advice?

Adult Education by Hall & Oates
I'm going to take this as "Look to the future."

12. What do you think happiness is?

White Moon by The White Stripes
Can't make sense of this song.

13. What’s my favourite fetish?

Gay Boyfriend by Garfunkel & Oates
Hilarious! Title or lyrics, this is an awesome answer!

14. What is my significant other thinking at this very moment?

You Must be Good for Something by Hall & Oates
This could be taken in far too many different ways.

15. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop?

Pass the Peas by The J.B.'s
Complete nonsense.

Blue Screen (of death) wrote:

4. Do people secretly lust after me?
“North Pole” by (unknown artist)
In the North Pole they do! YES!

It's better than that; think about it.

…

The entire world has a boner for you, man.

Brucker herd u lied meemz… wrote:

8. How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
Younger Us by Japandroids
Hmm, so I need to be more like I used to be a long time ago, huh?

1. What do you think of me, mp3 player?

• The Man Comes Around – Johnny Cash
  What are you trying to imply? ಠ_ಠ
  2. Will I have a happy life?
• Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites – Skrillex
  Sounds kind of cryptic…let me guess it's gonna be in the grey area.
  3. What do my friends really think of me?
• Hyper Street Fighter II Musics – CPS2 – Guile Stage
  
  4. Do people secretly lust after me?
• Steve's rap.
  
  (I posted the gif for the joke).
  5. How can I make myself happy?
• Tephrax – Chaos and Harmony (Fan Music) PMV
  Basically telling me to cause hell and be nice about it at least.
  6. What should I do with my life?
• E.S. Posthumus – Pompeii
  Become a Pope? AHAHAHAHAHAHA! I am no where near to fit such a application.
  7. Why must life be so full of pain?
• Stairway to Heaven – Led Zeppelin
  So we can make a stair way to the after life I guess?
  8. How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
• Linkin Park – Numb
  How ironic.
  9. Will I have (more) children?
• Lost Woods Dupstep Remix – Ephixa
  I am guessing that might be a yes because there are a bunch of midgets running around in those woods.
  10. Will I die happy?
• The Highblood's Lullaby
  Well I think dieing in Gamzee's hand will be wonderful experience! :D
  11. Can you give me some advice?
• Pinkie Pie's Lie (MLP FiM Remix)
  I don't think lieing to your friends is a good thing. D:
  12. What do you think happiness is?
• In the House, In a Heartbeat – John Murphy
  Well I always curious of what it would be like in a zombie apocalypse.
  13. What’s my favourite fetish?
• Modestep – Sunlight
  >Implying I have a thing for Celestia.
  14. What is my significant other thinking at this very moment?
• Maid with the Flaxen Hair – Richard Stoltzman
  Slendy got a kinky imagination I swear.
  15. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop?
• Immigrant Song – Led Zeppelin.
  Well that does not sound like a real number to me. But I can pay some illegal aliens and see.

1. What do you think of me, mp3 player?
-DeeezNuuuts by Dr.Dre
2. Will I have a happy life?
-Electricity by Spiritualized
3. What do my friends really think of me?
-It's a mans world by IceCube
4. Do people secretly lust after me?
-Don't Slow Down by Matt&Kim
5. How can I make myself happy?
-Talking Shit About A Pretty Sunset by Modest Mouse
6. What should I do with my life?
-The Baker by The Aquabats
7. Why must life be so full of pain?
-Black Cadillacs by Modest Mouse
8. How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
-That's My Bitch by Jay-z&Kanye West
9. Will I have (more) children?
-Brass Monkey by Beastie Boys
10. Will I die happy?
-Failure By Design by Brand New
11. Can you give me some advice?
-Like a Pimp by Three6Mafia
12. What do you think happiness is?
-Blow by Tyler, the Creator
13. What’s my favourite fetish?
-Lionherat by Emancipator
14. What is my significant other thinking at this very moment?
-I Can Feel a Hot One by Manchester Orchestra
15. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop?
-Rainbow Colors by Three6Mafia