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Hurt/Heal: Champion's Edition

Last posted Apr 23, 2012 at 12:24AM EDT. Added Mar 29, 2012 at 10:39PM EDT
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Hurt/Heal every 2 hours. When it reaches the elimination round you hurt every 1 hour.
Phoenix Wright: 15
Derp: 15
Troll Face: 15
Pikachu: 15
Awesome Face: 15
60’s Spiderman: 15
Nyan Cat: 15
Leeroy Jenkins: 15
Giorgio A Tsoukalos: 15
Insanity Wolf: 15
Deadpool: 15
The Cheeto: 15
Scrooge McDuck: 15
Joseph Decruex: 15
Good Guy Greg: 15
Megaman: 15
CATS Leader: 15
Cave Johnson: 15
Edward Elric: 15
Darth Vader: 15
Light Yagami: 15
Neimi: 15
Captain Falcon: 15
Reimu Hakurei: 15
Aang: 15
Gordon Freeman: 15
Carl Sagan: 15
Marisa Kirisame: 15
GIR: 15
GLaDOS: 15

Last edited Mar 29, 2012 at 10:39PM EDT
Mar 29, 2012 at 10:39PM EDT
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And the elimination round starts where there are only 5 characters left. Add that to the OP too.

So many good choices here but in the end, I have to go with…

Heal Carl Sagan
Hurt Marisa

DOHOHOHOHO!

Mar 29, 2012 at 10:45PM EDT
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Heal GLaDOS
Hurt GLaDOS

Mar 29, 2012 at 10:50PM EDT

OBJECTION!

I have evidence pointing to the fact Neimi is the least known character in this batch! Slams Desk

Heal Phoenix
Hurt Neimi

Mar 29, 2012 at 11:08PM EDT
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IvanP91c wrote:

Heal GLaDOS
Hurt GLaDOS

I however want to
Heal Carl Sagan
Hurt Derp

Last edited Mar 30, 2012 at 12:34AM EDT
Mar 30, 2012 at 12:33AM EDT
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Heal The Cheeto
Hurt Derp

Mar 30, 2012 at 12:36AM EDT

Hurt the Cheeto.

Heal Captain Falcon.

EDIT: I must note a disappointing lack of FPS_Doug.

Last edited Mar 30, 2012 at 01:07AM EDT
Mar 30, 2012 at 12:43AM EDT

Well, crap. Phoenix, 60s Spiderman, Deadpool, Megaman and GIR…. I’m greatly conflicted.

Heal 60s Spiderman
Hurt Troll Face

Mar 30, 2012 at 12:54AM EDT
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You totally should have put Derpy in, but started her off with like 2 HP.

Wait no, that would still be unfair.

Heal Scrooge
Hurt Awesome Face

It’s actually really hard to pick when all the characters are rather liked by the community.

Mar 30, 2012 at 01:00AM EDT
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Heal Marisa
Hurt Cave Johnson


Phoenix Wright: 16
Derp: 10
Troll Face: 14
Pikachu: 15
Awesome Face: 14
60’s Spiderman: 16
Nyan Cat: 15
Leeroy Jenkins: 13
Giorgio A Tsoukalos: 15
Insanity Wolf: 15
Deadpool: 16
The Cheeto: 15
Scrooge McDuck: 16
Joseph Decreux: 15
Good Guy Greg: 15
Megaman: 15
CATS Leader: 15
Cave Johnson: 15
Edward Elric: 15
Darth Vader: 15
Light Yagami: 16
Neimi: 14
Captain Falcon: 16
Reimu Hakurei: 15
Aang: 15
Gordon Freeman: 15
Carl Sagan: 18
Marisa Kirisame: 14 16
GIR: 15
GLaDOS: 15

EDIT: Fixed after Natsuru’s recount.


Someone may want to double check that. There are a ton of players.

Last edited Mar 30, 2012 at 01:25AM EDT
Mar 30, 2012 at 01:11AM EDT

Captain Falcon charges straight into the battlefield, PAWNCHing Neimi. But being from a turn based game, Neimi shot him back with the double bow. But Phoenix objects to this counterattack with evidence from beyond the 4th wall.

Carl pats Marisa’s back with a “Go Get Them Girl!” But she loses balance and falls flat on her face. Carl sloooowly walks away, but Marisa gets up and follows him for whatever reason.

GLaDOS re-boots.

Light throws a Potato Chip at Leeroy.

Carl Sagan attempts to educate Derp, only making derps head hurt. Marisa, Cheeto, and Cave attempt to help, only making things worse. Marisa gets bored of Caves speech and hits him with a laser.

Falcon takes a bite out of Cheeto, Deadpool bitchslaps Jenkins, and Spiderman trolls the troll.

And the battle rages on!

Last edited Mar 30, 2012 at 01:52AM EDT
Mar 30, 2012 at 01:42AM EDT
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Heal Captain Falcon.

Hurt Marisa.

Mar 30, 2012 at 02:31AM EDT

>Says he hates Japan Culture
>Heals a Japanese Character
Hypocrite
--

Despite Falcons rude interruption, Marisa persists in her attempt at teaching derp how to count past Potato.

Heal Marisa
Hurt Derp

Mar 30, 2012 at 03:12AM EDT
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Natsuru Springfield wrote:

>Says he hates Japan Culture
>Heals a Japanese Character
Hypocrite
--

Despite Falcons rude interruption, Marisa persists in her attempt at teaching derp how to count past Potato.

Heal Marisa
Hurt Derp

Mega F-Zero, Ace Combat & SSB fan here, just for the record.

Mar 30, 2012 at 03:24AM EDT

Heal Carl Sagan
Hurt Derp

Looks like Derp might be our first page victim (if anyone’s curious that’s what the “Dead On Arrival Award” was for in the previous Hurt/Heal)

Mar 30, 2012 at 05:32AM EDT
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30 characters is ridiculous, we’ve got enough to put two characters over 100HP! I can’t wait to kill some off.


Carl Sagan pulls out a science assault rifle and fires APA references at Derp. Derp takes critical damage since he cannot understand all those fancy sciency words.

Marisa and The Cheeto join in the Derp bashing because at this stage someone can’t die soon enough.

Leeroy Jenkins charges at Deadpool but Deadpool counters his attacks easily

Falcon PAWNCHES the other anime characters, apparently he has not lost his resolution to be the only Japanese in this game. He even helped himself to some boxing gloves so he wouldn’t wear his knuckles down to the bone like last time.


Heal Carl
Hurt Derp

1. Carl Sagan: 22
2. Captain Falcon: 18
3. Deadpool: 17
4. Reimu Hakurei: 17
5. Phoenix Wright: 16
6. Marisa Kirisame: 16
7. 60’s Spiderman: 16
8. The Cheeto: 16
9. Scrooge McDuck: 16
10. Light Yagami: 16
11. Pikachu: 15
12. Nyan Cat: 15
13. Giorgio A Tsoukalos: 15
14. Insanity Wolf: 15
15. Joseph Decruex: 15
16. Good Guy Greg: 15
17. Megaman: 15
18. CATS Leader: 15
19. Cave Johnson: 15
20. Edward Elric: 15
21. Darth Vader: 15
22. Aang: 15
23. Gordon Freeman: 15
24. GIR: 15
25. GLaDOS: 15
26. Awesome Face: 14
27. Troll Face: 14
28. Neimi: 13
29. Leeroy Jenkins: 12
30. Derp: 2

Last edited Mar 30, 2012 at 10:11AM EDT
Mar 30, 2012 at 10:10AM EDT
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American Tanker, Hell on Tracks wrote:

Hurt the Cheeto.

Heal Captain Falcon.

EDIT: I must note a disappointing lack of FPS_Doug.

Your blasphemies against this site’s icon have drawn me out into this thread!
Heal the Cheeto.
Hurt Captain Falcon

Mar 30, 2012 at 11:10AM EDT

Heal Neimi
Hurt Marisa

Mar 30, 2012 at 03:05PM EDT
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Heal Deadpool
Hurt pikachu

Mar 30, 2012 at 03:33PM EDT

Heal Captain Falcon.

Hurt Reimu.

(Yeah, I’m healing Falcon while taking aim at the highest ranking Japanese character that isn’t him. Flame me.)

Mar 30, 2012 at 04:30PM EDT

Heal Deadpool
Hurt insanity wolf

Mar 30, 2012 at 05:03PM EDT

Heal Troll face
Hurt Pikachu

Mar 30, 2012 at 07:14PM EDT

Heal Deadpool
Hurt Awesome face

Mar 30, 2012 at 07:38PM EDT
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