Desu~, my name is KYM-Tan.
I’m a 27 year old Meme Scientist (Researcher for you newfags). I research memes and internet phenomena on my laptop, and spend my days perfecting my writing and reading superior KYM Meme entries. (Forever Alone, Slender Man, My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic)
I train with my Banhammer every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through spamthreads because it permabanned over a thousand spammers, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my ban license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak Internet Slang fluently, both Chanspeak and the Bro dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Meme history and their confirm code, which I follow 100%
When I get my Meme-y visa, I am moving to the KYM Office to attend a prestigious desk job to learn more about their magnificent online culture. I hope I can become an employee for Cheezburger or a KYM Oldfag!
I own several labcoats, which I wear around the site. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to the office, so I can fit in easier. I tell my elders and seniors their entries suck and say “+1 Deadpool” as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.
Please give me Karma!