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Use this website and see what kind of hilarious stuff it gives you.Mine was awesome:
I have a bacterial infection. Food poisoning. A toxic plume made an evacuation from my bowels.

Only you have the power to stop forest fires and hazardous material incidents.

Isn't enough transportation security in Port Authority. Smells like a cartel set up a meth lab down there.

Huh.

Stop holding my love hostage. My emotions are like a tornado of fundamentalist wildfire.

Totally being a knight here.

It wasn't indecent exposure on purpose, but the wave knocked off my budgie smugglers.
There goes my budgie smuggling business, foiled by publicly naked people

Character assassination isn't funny. Call Edna a toxic bitch one more time and find yourself a new bridge game.

I can't afford that; there aren't a lot of bridge games around these days.

Airborne Toxic Event is always fun. It's also the name of a sick rock band.
A sick rock band?

>Search on Google DuckDuckGo
>Result:

Well, I'm not complaint about it.

I may work at Target but I'm not a failure.
I warned the prince of Nigeria
of scammers via social media.
So much ryhme aww yeah

I swear to god, that was the first thing I got.

Secret Service Porkin': The best human to animal porn ever filmed in a FEMA theater.

I feel like a pig for posting this.

Ignored all warnings & got stuck at a disaster hipster party. Ate enriched wheat bread and home grown kale.
lol wut

Last night sucked. Those agro frat bros ordered Irish car bombs until they collapsed & blacked out

Hate it when that happens.

Drill my cloud, Calderon.

She sez I have a suspicious package, but I don't have an infection. Unless it's a mutation. I h8 crabs
I guess I have crabs. What a shame.

I'd drill your cloud anytime, "Calderon" ;)

It wasn't indecent exposure on purpose, but the wave knocked off my budgie smugglers.
Budgie smugglers?

This thread must really smuggle the NSA's budgies…

Last night sucked. Those agro frat bros ordered Irish car bombs until they collapsed & blacked out
oh wait.. thats what RandomMan got…

In one possible future, terrorists exploited the weapons grade plutonium the Doc stashed in his DeLorean.

Great Scott!