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Last posted Jul 17, 2013 at 05:58PM EDT. Added Jul 16, 2013 at 10:59PM EDT
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Use this website and see what kind of hilarious stuff it gives you.Mine was awesome:
I have a bacterial infection. Food poisoning. A toxic plume made an evacuation from my bowels.

Last edited Jul 16, 2013 at 10:59PM EDT
Jul 16, 2013 at 10:59PM EDT
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Only you have the power to stop forest fires and hazardous material incidents.

Jul 16, 2013 at 11:01PM EDT
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Stop holding my love hostage. My emotions are like a tornado of fundamentalist wildfire.

Totally being a knight here.

Last edited Jul 16, 2013 at 11:16PM EDT
Jul 16, 2013 at 11:09PM EDT
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It wasn’t indecent exposure on purpose, but the wave knocked off my budgie smugglers.
There goes my budgie smuggling business, foiled by publicly naked people

Jul 16, 2013 at 11:21PM EDT
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Character assassination isn’t funny. Call Edna a toxic bitch one more time and find yourself a new bridge game.

I can’t afford that; there aren’t a lot of bridge games around these days.

Last edited Jul 16, 2013 at 11:37PM EDT
Jul 16, 2013 at 11:35PM EDT
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Airborne Toxic Event is always fun. It’s also the name of a sick rock band.
A sick rock band?

>Search on Google DuckDuckGo
>Result:

Well, I’m not complaint about it.

Jul 17, 2013 at 12:15AM EDT
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I may work at Target but I’m not a failure.
I warned the prince of Nigeria
of scammers via social media.

So much ryhme aww yeah

Last edited Jul 17, 2013 at 02:35AM EDT
Jul 17, 2013 at 02:29AM EDT
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Sir Crona Statscowski Esquire wrote:

Use this website and see what kind of hilarious stuff it gives you.Mine was awesome:
I have a bacterial infection. Food poisoning. A toxic plume made an evacuation from my bowels.

I swear to god, that was the first thing I got.

Jul 17, 2013 at 02:41AM EDT
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Secret Service Porkin’: The best human to animal porn ever filmed in a FEMA theater.

I feel like a pig for posting this.

Last edited Jul 17, 2013 at 03:09AM EDT
Jul 17, 2013 at 03:08AM EDT
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Last night sucked. Those agro frat bros ordered Irish car bombs until they collapsed & blacked out

Hate it when that happens.

Jul 17, 2013 at 08:32AM EDT
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She sez I have a suspicious package, but I don’t have an infection. Unless it’s a mutation. I h8 crabs
I guess I have crabs. What a shame.

Jul 17, 2013 at 10:57AM EDT

level4outbreak wrote:

Drill my cloud, Calderon.

I’d drill your cloud anytime, “Calderon” ;)

Jul 17, 2013 at 10:59AM EDT
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Dameon (in Wolf Form) wrote:

It wasn’t indecent exposure on purpose, but the wave knocked off my budgie smugglers.
Budgie smugglers?

This thread must really smuggle the NSA’s budgies…

Jul 17, 2013 at 02:33PM EDT
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Last night sucked. Those agro frat bros ordered Irish car bombs until they collapsed & blacked out
oh wait.. thats what RandomMan got…

Jul 17, 2013 at 03:39PM EDT

In one possible future, terrorists exploited the weapons grade plutonium the Doc stashed in his DeLorean.

Great Scott!

Jul 17, 2013 at 05:58PM EDT
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