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Last posted Apr 06, 2010 at 05:16PM EDT. Added Nov 27, 2009 at 02:02AM EST
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A. Richard Dawkins

Q. If so many /b/tards go around posting Hitler and Nazis for shock value, why won’t anyone respond to my Al-Shabaab threads featuring this video?

PS: yes, that is a legit terrorist channel on Youtube.

A: Because people will never collectively get along with everything.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

EDIT: Ooh.. Beaten by Chris. I’ll be answering his question instead then.

A: Will decide when I watch it. For now, I’m going to bed.

Q: Why did the chicken want to go to the other side?

A: Because of poverty, hunger and depression. It was not an journey to get to the other side.

It… It… It was a suicide attempt.

But the cars never came.

Q: Are there any leprechauns with different accents than Irish?

A: 5. Jostin to have some good input about it. Blubber to make witty comments about it. Redspear to say something unrelated. Chris to tell us we’re all wrong. A weasel to actually do it.

Q: If you took about five rattlesnakes and tied them on the blades of a ceiling fan, and turned it on, what would happen after you turned it off?

A: The rattlesnakes would stop spinning,because they are not blades.
They are snakes.
They would stop,it would look silly.

Q: What would happen if you put scuba equipment on a bear and put it in a shark tank?

A: Some people would lose their bets while the others would win theirs. But then again, we never know. Maybe the shark and the bear are friends and they won’t brawl with each other and no one wins or loses.

Q: How many sponges, the size of a quarter, would it take to suck up the Pacific Ocean dry?

A: He did so that he could torture kids with speech impediments.

Q: Why does anyone ever want to know how much wood a wood chuck could chuck if he could chuck wood?

A: The muffin man? THE MUFFIN MAN. AAAARRGHGHLBLGHG. No, I don’t.


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