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Last posted Apr 06, 2010 at 05:16PM EDT. Added Nov 27, 2009 at 02:02AM EST
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Ask something stupid, get a stupid answer, ask another stupid question.

Need a Hug?


Last edited Jan 23, 2010 at 08:14PM EST
Nov 27, 2009 at 02:02AM EST
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A: The last time someone hugged me I could bend as far backwards as I could forwards, so no thank you. (almost accurate true story)

Q: Why do butterflies have the word “butter” in their name?

Nov 27, 2009 at 02:13AM EST
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Because butterflies don’t read dictionaries.

Where did you learn to fly?

Nov 27, 2009 at 02:31AM EST
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in Too Fly For A White Guy school

Where does the word Meme come from?

Nov 27, 2009 at 02:34AM EST
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A. Richard Dawkins

Q. If so many /b/tards go around posting Hitler and Nazis for shock value, why won’t anyone respond to my Al-Shabaab threads featuring this video? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppuz50CbxC8

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PS: yes, that is a legit terrorist channel on Youtube.

Nov 27, 2009 at 02:42AM EST
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So impatient…

A. Because it’s not funny.

Q. Why does religion still exist?

Nov 27, 2009 at 03:40AM EST
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A. FGSFDS




Q. Come on now, that was mildly funny, right?

Nov 27, 2009 at 03:58AM EST
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A: Because people will never collectively get along with everything.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

EDIT: Ooh.. Beaten by Chris. I’ll be answering his question instead then.

A: Will decide when I watch it. For now, I’m going to bed.

Q: Why did the chicken want to go to the other side?

Nov 27, 2009 at 03:59AM EST
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A: Because of poverty, hunger and depression. It was not an journey to get to the other side.

It… It… It was a suicide attempt.

But the cars never came.

Q: Are there any leprechauns with different accents than Irish?

Nov 27, 2009 at 07:59AM EST
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A: Sure, but these are very good at faking an Irish accent so you’ll never know…
Q: What should I do with my life?

Nov 27, 2009 at 08:48AM EST
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A: Sell it on ebay.

Q: Why do they call it “asteroids” when it’s in the hemisphere and “hemorrhoids” when it’s in your ass?

Nov 27, 2009 at 09:16AM EST
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A: Because the whistles go Woo-Woo!!

Q: How many KYM users does it take to change a light bulb?

Nov 27, 2009 at 11:39AM EST
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A: 5. Jostin to have some good input about it. Blubber to make witty comments about it. Redspear to say something unrelated. Chris to tell us we’re all wrong. A weasel to actually do it.

Q: If you took about five rattlesnakes and tied them on the blades of a ceiling fan, and turned it on, what would happen after you turned it off?

Nov 27, 2009 at 12:00PM EST
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A: The rattlesnakes would stop spinning,because they are not blades.
They are snakes.
They would stop,it would look silly.

Q: What would happen if you put scuba equipment on a bear and put it in a shark tank?

Nov 27, 2009 at 12:23PM EST
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A: Some people would lose their bets while the others would win theirs. But then again, we never know. Maybe the shark and the bear are friends and they won’t brawl with each other and no one wins or loses.

Q: How many sponges, the size of a quarter, would it take to suck up the Pacific Ocean dry?

Nov 27, 2009 at 12:30PM EST
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A: He did so that he could torture kids with speech impediments.

Q: Why does anyone ever want to know how much wood a wood chuck could chuck if he could chuck wood?

Nov 27, 2009 at 12:48PM EST
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A: Who WOULDN’T want to know about birds throwing wood at random directions?

Q: What was the first legitimate word ever said by mankind?

Nov 27, 2009 at 12:51PM EST
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A: “ugh” was neandrethal for “hello”

Q: Do they speak English in What?

Nov 27, 2009 at 12:54PM EST
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A: in the butt

Q: Chuck Norris or Mark Gormley?

Nov 27, 2009 at 12:58PM EST
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A: The muffin man? THE MUFFIN MAN. AAAARRGHGHLBLGHG. No, I don’t.

Q:

  1000
      30
      20
  1000
  1000
  1020
+    30
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Nov 27, 2009 at 01:07PM EST
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A: Well, whatever it is, it’s obviously not 5000.

Q: What is your answer for this question?

Nov 27, 2009 at 01:11PM EST
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A: my answer

Q: how many Fs and Us does rageguy have?

Nov 27, 2009 at 01:12PM EST
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A: 942 * 10 / 23 + 67- teh lulz * 2
Q: Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Nov 27, 2009 at 01:20PM EST
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A: As many as it takes.

Q: Who was the loser who thought dating sites were a good idea?

EDIT: Beaten by Joefilms

Nov 27, 2009 at 01:20PM EST
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A: Oh, you would know the answer to that wouldn’t you… >.>

Q: What is your credit card number?

Nov 27, 2009 at 01:23PM EST
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A. Because this is serious business.

Q. Who is the greatest wizard without a beard?

Nov 27, 2009 at 01:30PM EST
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A: First one I could think of…

Q: What would the world be like without cheese?

Nov 27, 2009 at 01:33PM EST
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A: the grow on orange trees

Q: what’s your favourite beer?

Nov 27, 2009 at 01:37PM EST
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A: The kind in my iPhone.

Q: What is probably the most unimportant invention ever?

Nov 27, 2009 at 01:40PM EST
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A. My house.

Can someone please take her off my hands, she keeps eating my pixie sticks.

Q. Can I speak to Randy please?

Nov 27, 2009 at 02:05PM EST
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A. Not very well since you kicked her in the head.

Q. Do you know how fast you were going?

Nov 27, 2009 at 02:20PM EST
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You seem to have a good time, you two.
Oh, and c-c-c-c-combo breaker, while I’m at it.

Nov 27, 2009 at 02:20PM EST
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You could of at least answered my question.

Now I’m depressed.

Not really, I’m gonna listen to some Creedence Clearwater Revival.

Nov 27, 2009 at 02:22PM EST
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@ Blubber

The scary thing is I actually AM listening to them right now. “Leave Out All The Rest” is a good song.




Nov 27, 2009 at 02:24PM EST
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A: (to Blubber’s question) over 9000!

Q: What’s your favourite band? (a bit related)

Nov 27, 2009 at 02:34PM EST
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A. Rubber bands.

Q. What rhymes with shapes?

That’s it for me, I’m spending too much time in this damn thread.

Nov 27, 2009 at 02:35PM EST
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Same here.

A: LMGTFY

Q: What will it be? The red pill or the blue pill… or one of those mysterious purple pills?

Nov 27, 2009 at 02:45PM EST
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A: a blue pill that makes you see purple aliens

Q: can you give me a stupid answer?

Nov 27, 2009 at 03:05PM EST
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Skeletor-sm

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