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Ask something stupid, get a stupid answer, ask another stupid question.

Need a Hug?

A: The last time someone hugged me I could bend as far backwards as I could forwards, so no thank you. (almost accurate true story)

Q: Why do butterflies have the word "butter" in their name?

Because butterflies don't read dictionaries.

Where did you learn to fly?

in Too Fly For A White Guy school

Where does the word Meme come from?

A. Richard Dawkins

Q. If so many /b/tards go around posting Hitler and Nazis for shock value, why won't anyone respond to my Al-Shabaab threads featuring this video? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppuz50CbxC8

[edit]
PS: yes, that is a legit terrorist channel on Youtube.

Is there not a stupid answer?

So impatient…

A. Because it's not funny.

Q. Why does religion still exist?

A. FGSFDS

Q. Come on now, that was mildly funny, right?

A: Because people will never collectively get along with everything.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

EDIT: Ooh.. Beaten by Chris. I'll be answering his question instead then.

A: Will decide when I watch it. For now, I'm going to bed.

Q: Why did the chicken want to go to the other side?

A: Because of poverty, hunger and depression. It was not an journey to get to the other side.

It… It… It was a suicide attempt.

But the cars never came.

Q: Are there any leprechauns with different accents than Irish?

A: Sure, but these are very good at faking an Irish accent so you'll never know…
Q: What should I do with my life?

A: Sell it on ebay.

Q: Why do they call it "asteroids" when it's in the hemisphere and "hemorrhoids" when it's in your ass?

A: Because the whistles go Woo-Woo!!

Q: How many KYM users does it take to change a light bulb?

A: 5. Jostin to have some good input about it. Blubber to make witty comments about it. Redspear to say something unrelated. Chris to tell us we're all wrong. A weasel to actually do it.

Q: If you took about five rattlesnakes and tied them on the blades of a ceiling fan, and turned it on, what would happen after you turned it off?

A: The rattlesnakes would stop spinning,because they are not blades.
They are snakes.
They would stop,it would look silly.

Q: What would happen if you put scuba equipment on a bear and put it in a shark tank?

A: Some people would lose their bets while the others would win theirs. But then again, we never know. Maybe the shark and the bear are friends and they won't brawl with each other and no one wins or loses.

Q: How many sponges, the size of a quarter, would it take to suck up the Pacific Ocean dry?

Q: Is it a meme if you beleev?

A:

Q: What's the point of Peter Piper picking pecks of pickled-peppers?

A: He did so that he could torture kids with speech impediments.

Q: Why does anyone ever want to know how much wood a wood chuck could chuck if he could chuck wood?

A: Who WOULDN'T want to know about birds throwing wood at random directions?

Q: What was the first legitimate word ever said by mankind?

A: "ugh" was neandrethal for "hello"

Q: Do they speak English in What?

A: in the butt

Q: Chuck Norris or Mark Gormley?

A: Christopher Walkin

Q: I don't have one right now, sorry.

A: Then I will have no answer for you.

Q: Do you know the muffin man?

A: The muffin man? THE MUFFIN MAN. AAAARRGHGHLBLGHG. No, I don't.

Q:

  1000
      30
      20
  1000
  1000
  1020
+    30
______

A: Well, whatever it is, it's obviously not 5000.

Q: What is your answer for this question?

A: my answer

Q: how many Fs and Us does rageguy have?

A: 942 * 10 / 23 + 67- teh lulz * 2
Q: Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

A: As many as it takes.

Q: Who was the loser who thought dating sites were a good idea?

EDIT: Beaten by Joefilms

A: Oh, you would know the answer to that wouldn't you… >.>

Q: What is your credit card number?

A: XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Q: How do I shot web?

A:

Q: Why so serious?

A. Because this is serious business.

Q. Who is the greatest wizard without a beard?

A: First one I could think of…

Q: What would the world be like without cheese?

A. Moonless

Q. How are cacti born?

A: the grow on orange trees

Q: what's your favourite beer?

A: The kind in my iPhone.

Q: What is probably the most unimportant invention ever?

A. 2-sided playing cards.

Q. Why are you still here?

A: Glue…

Q: Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

A. My house.

Can someone please take her off my hands, she keeps eating my pixie sticks.

Q. Can I speak to Randy please?

A: Sure thing Paula, Simon, and/or Ryan.

Q: She moves how???

A. Not very well since you kicked her in the head.

Q. Do you know how fast you were going?

You seem to have a good time, you two.
Oh, and c-c-c-c-combo breaker, while I'm at it.

You could of at least answered my question.

Now I'm depressed.

Not really, I'm gonna listen to some Creedence Clearwater Revival.

@ Blubber

The scary thing is I actually AM listening to them right now. "Leave Out All The Rest" is a good song.

A: (to Blubber's question) over 9000!

Q: What's your favourite band? (a bit related)

A. Rubber bands.

Q. What rhymes with shapes?

That's it for me, I'm spending too much time in this damn thread.

Same here.

A: LMGTFY

Q: What will it be? The red pill or the blue pill… or one of those mysterious purple pills?

A: a blue pill that makes you see purple aliens

Q: can you give me a stupid answer?

A: Probly.