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Weirdest dream you've ever had?

Last posted Jun 18, 2014 at 01:18PM EDT. Added Feb 28, 2014 at 10:53PM EST
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A few years ago I dreamt something was under my flatmate’s bed, gnawing at the wooden posts and making drippy, slavering noises. It wasn’t particularly imaginative, but it was extremely vivid. I blame the flu I’d had at the time. I was actually afraid to put my feet over the edge of the bed the following morning.

When I was a kid I had a dream where my dead dog came back to life, turned me into a dog, and we both used magic to destroy the world. Now that I think about it a lot of my childhood dreams involved death…mostly my own.

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When I was younger I dreamed I was going to a hotel, but there were pictures of Cthulhu everywhere! I was really scared of Cthulhu at that age. I got into an elevator, when the cable snapped and the elevator dropped. When the doors opened, guess who was there?

That doesn’t seem weird, because most of my dreams are pretty normal.

Last edited Mar 01, 2014 at 07:57AM EST

A tie between:

The dream of me being hunted by a group of smiling cross-eyed flying monkeys.
The dream where my classmate, and my math teacher, and me are in a car chase with a giant pigeon.

Last edited Mar 01, 2014 at 08:11AM EST

For nearly two years give or take, I dreampt I was adventuring in one large interconnected dungeon with many friends family and fictional characters I knew in real life. Eventually I escaped to the surface and the dreams stopped happening, despite in one dream where I fell back into it unexpectedly as I watched several dozen familiar faces go charging into there.

Sam wrote:

That’s actually really interesting, did you ever find them?

Nah, and it was more that I forgot to wear them and they were still in my room somewhere.
And it just so happens I had another dream about socks last night. Instead of them being on the floor or in a drawer they were clipped to a clothes hanger.

Caramel wrote:

Nah, and it was more that I forgot to wear them and they were still in my room somewhere.
And it just so happens I had another dream about socks last night. Instead of them being on the floor or in a drawer they were clipped to a clothes hanger.

Haha, why do you dream about socks so much? Did you have a bad experience with them?

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This dream happened a really long time ago when I was a kid.

My sister and I were both being chased by a big cat (maybe it was a panther, but I always remember it as a big cat). As we were being chased, I tripped, fell down, and woke up. My sister was still sleeping and I told her about the dream when she woke up. She said that she had the same dream I was having. When I fell, I didn’t get back up so she had to carry me while running away from the cat.

This actually happened. We both had the same dream on the same night.

I had a dream that the was flat, and it had gotten turned upside down but no one else realized it, so I went to get Tony Iommi (guitarist from Black Sabbath) and Gene Wilder (the actor) and we went to the edge of the world and flipped it around somehow. But then the sun was on a mountain, and we used it to cook enough chocolate pastries for all the people in the world.

I played halfback for the University of Arizona Wildcats and the members of Oingo Boingo and Slipknot made up the offense and defense, respectively. We won the national championship over UCF. You try catching a pass from Danny Elfman for a touchdown after a Jim Root interception.

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I’ve had some weird lucid dreams.

In my most recent one I was in some department store, and I noticed that some text on a sign had changed since the last time I’d looked at it. I realised I must be dreaming, and suddenly everything became really vivid. I walked out into the streets, and the people walking by me all looked really tall with strangely proportioned bodies. They didn’t seem to notice my presence. I found that if someone walked out of my line of sight, they’d either disappear or look completely different next time I saw them. None of this phased me though – I was completely aware that none of it was real and that I’d just wake up soon. I spent a while experimenting – tried to see if the streets would change as I walked down them, if I could recognise any landmarks or people, or if I had any strange powers. I managed to move things around with my mind, and summon my IRL friends just by imagining them being there.

Then I think I banged someone. That seems to be how most lucid dreams end for me.

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Pff. All of these are common place in my dreams. I might as well tell it as dialogue.

3:00 AM, Arsenal Gear

Me: Whoa, WTF!? I’M NAKED?!

Slenderman: ….

Giygas (Well, it wasn’t red and had a kitten face on it with a flower background, but still):….

Me: HOLY SHIT SLENDERMAN AND GIYGAS…. with a cat face?

Giygas: M̨̩̲̳͓̜̯͔̪̩̩̙̭̮͓̪̞͆̾ͧ͊ͣ̽͛ͪ͑̃̓͂̔ͤ̅͘͜e̘͓̤̜̳͇̫̘̖͎̰̔́̌͆̓̿͐͆̑͛̆ͪ̓̓̇̃̃͘͢͠ő̊͐̾ͨ̔̉́҉̱̠͚̥͕̪̯͓̪͕̰͖̩̬̠ẅ́͐͛ͣ҉̵̛̳̝̪͜͜?

Slenderman: (British Accent) Ah! Nice to meet you, old chap, Raiden. Care for a spot of tea?

Me: What?

Slenderman: Ah, old Giygas and I here were just enjoying a nice tea party as Arsenal Gear just floated above Saffron City.

Me: What? (Very confused now)

Gary Motherfucking Oak: (crying) I GOT ASSRAPED BY RED AGAAAAAIN!!

Slenderman: Now son, what did I tell you about messing with Ash?

Me: Ash is a wuss! Red is a beast!

Giygas: Ness?

Slenderman: HA! You aren’t even good enough to be my fake!

Me: What the hell is going on?

(Suddenly Arsenal Gear turns into Blimpie Blimp)

Me: Huh?

Gary: ITS METAL GEAR RAY!!!

Me: ?!

(Metal Gear RAY starts singing Rules of Nature while flying like a bird)

Me: Okay, what.

Giygas: P̧͘͟A̶͠҉N̸͞C̸҉A̵͜K̷̴̢͡E͏S̵͡!̶͢͝ (Glitches out, disappears, leaving behind a kitten)

Kitten: I MUST CONSUMECONSUME EVERYTHING

Me: What the hell is going on?

(Shadow kicks down a door out of fucking nowhere, screams OW THE EDGE before shouting again, holding a Rifle)

Shadow The Hedgehog: TEAM! UNITE UP!

(Dante, Bayonetta, Raiden, Solid Snake, and Kirby sporting a bandana and five o clock shade along with 1,000 heartless appear)

All: ROGER!

Me: What the actual fuck?!

Slenderman: (Yodels while riding a fucking pony into outer space)

(At this point, shit gets worse. Sora and Sonic end up singing Live and Learn while riding Metal Gear RAY while a Gardevoir uses a whip to beat the stuffing out of a R34 artist. I suddenly end up clothed as someone tosses me a parachute)

Me: Wh-what is this I can’t even--?!

(Deadpool arrives on blimp, playing a Spongebob game on a Game Boy)

Deadpool: Sorry kid, gonna have to deadpool this dream. It ain’t making any sense.

Me: (Raging) THAT IS THE FUCKING PROBLEM, YOU DAFT BASTARD!!

Deadpool: (Smiling) That is why I’M TAUNTING YOU!

(Deadpool jumps off blimp laughing insanely, flipping me off before being swallowed by Free Willy)

Me: I can’t. I just--

(Suddenly Chris Hansen riding a giant bulldog tosses a chair at my face)

Chris: HAVE A SEAT!

(Chris is then nuked by a returning Giygas, who is not only pink, but is accompanied by Mr. T and Ness)

Mr. T: I PITY THE FOOL WHO TRIES TO STEP TO CLUBBER LANG! CALL ME B.A. BICEPS, ’CUZ I CRUSH YO WHOLE GANG!

(Mr. T is suddenly joined by Chuck Norris, who both use their combined manliness to kill everyone, leaving everything in limbo)

Me: (Blank faced) What the hell just happened.

Senketsu: Apparently you are now a woman.

Me: (Realizes I’m wearing Senketsu) What the--!?

(Suddenly DmC Dante appears, only to be curbstomped by DMC4 Dante. Hazama also appears, staring at Giygas and shaking his head.)

Hazama: Son, i am disappoint.

Giygas: (Dies)

Me: (No longer wearing Senketsu) What the hell is going on!?

(Ansem, Xehanort, and Xemnas suddenly arrive, spazzing out Gmod style and screaming DARKNESS before exploding)

Me: (Too wierded the fuck out to care)

(Wonderful 101 appear, and start fighting with 1,000 Heartless. I am then sliced into ribbons by various anime chicks calling me a ‘pervert’ before they all disappear. I however, reform Majin Buu style while Colonel Campbell shouts ’*TIME PARADOX! FISSION MAILED!*)

Me: (Absolutely livid) CAN WE ALL JUST CALM THE FUCK DOWN FOR ONE MINUTE?!

(Everyone freezes for a split second, before the Sea Bear sneezes and everyone fights again)

Me: When is this gonna end…?

(My wish is granted by none other than Doctor Octagonapus, who fires a MegaLazer and essentially blows up my entire dream.)

The End. Yes, it did sound like a crappy fanfic. Why? Well, it is what happens when you switch games too often in one day, drink a soda, and then fap before going to bed when it is a Full Moon and after getting too close to a family member smokes a bong, all within thirty minutes of sleeping.

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Anyone that’s played Skyrim knows the best way to kill a dragon is when it’s on the ground and chop it to death.

Well in a dream I was the dragon, and I was dominating the skies, when I decided to land. You know the rest.

I was with me brother, dad and cat, then we found a dog. Me dad put the cat in a dog house with the word “Dog” on it written in sega letters. He then proceeded to beat it up. Then, me and me brother threw two dogs at a billboard, which had healthbars that depleted instantly. Then, me brother and I were walking on a sidewalk, and I was in a lobster suit and he was in a fish suit. I became hungry and we started sissy slapping. Then we went to a ghetto casino to see the main characters of Glove and Boots winning 1000 dollars and shutting down the slot machine they were playing.

Gary wrote:

Anyone that’s played Skyrim knows the best way to kill a dragon is when it’s on the ground and chop it to death.

Well in a dream I was the dragon, and I was dominating the skies, when I decided to land. You know the rest.

Well, you ARE a Stormtrooper. It is to be expected.

I dreamed Twilight and Celestia were hosting this big business conference in a rustic resort, and that, while everyone was waiting in a VIP line, somepony went into a bathroom and discovered the CEO of Nestle and several others violently murdered. Then, as the murderer escaped, paranoia swept through the resort and a pink pegasus (probably Firefly) tackled a teenager who was fleeing, before killing him with some barbells. Only to see the teen’s eye color and realize in horror that he wasn’t the killer.

This is what happens when you read pony fanfics every day.

Algernon wrote:

I’ve had some weird lucid dreams.

In my most recent one I was in some department store, and I noticed that some text on a sign had changed since the last time I’d looked at it. I realised I must be dreaming, and suddenly everything became really vivid. I walked out into the streets, and the people walking by me all looked really tall with strangely proportioned bodies. They didn’t seem to notice my presence. I found that if someone walked out of my line of sight, they’d either disappear or look completely different next time I saw them. None of this phased me though – I was completely aware that none of it was real and that I’d just wake up soon. I spent a while experimenting – tried to see if the streets would change as I walked down them, if I could recognise any landmarks or people, or if I had any strange powers. I managed to move things around with my mind, and summon my IRL friends just by imagining them being there.

Then I think I banged someone. That seems to be how most lucid dreams end for me.

I sometimes have lucid dreams, not all that often though. Maybe once every two months. If I can keep control of the dream I give myself all sorts of weird/cool powers like element control, flight, and growth to giant size (Shape shifting always fails me though :P ). I didn’t think this thread included lucid dreams, they can be very weird.

I had a dream when Mario was on shrooms and everything just started spazzing out and Mario met some random Stickmen and They were all doing weird things, GMOD Style.

Dreaming to me is like a drug sometimes.

Weirdest dream I ever had?

I was being chased around my grandma’s house by a foot-long banana slug.

It wasn’t even that fast, in fact I think it only moved as fast as a slug that size would normally move – but every time I turned around, it would be right behind me, even if I went into a different room and closed the door behind me.

Finally I found a staple gun and coated the staples with cobra venom (don’t ask where I got the cobra venom, even I don’t know) and shot the slug about a dozen times with the poison staples until it shriveled up and died.

Then my teeth fell out, and I woke up.

And that is the weirdest dream that I’ve ever had (that I can remember, at any rate)

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I once dreamt that James Franco kidnapped my sister and left clues to her whereabouts al a Carmen Sandiego and eventually, after him always being one step ahead, I got pissed off, went to his house (a tree house, mind you), and started throwing all of his really expensive crap out the windows yelling that I was going to break it all until he returned my sister.

I had a dream about the ghost of Budweiser. I was at a brewery when all the lights went out. The person I was with explained what was going on and then it possessed me. I woke up in a cold sweat. It was actually pretty horrifying.
Another time I had sleep paralysis while watching shark week. I woke up and the TV was on and my dad and uncle were talking in the kitchen. There was a net close to me and then a great white started slowly coming out of the TV. I tried moving or yelling to get my dads attention. Finally I really woke up, and everything was the same. My dad was talking with my uncle and shark week was on. Only things that were different in the dream was the shark and the net.

I have a lot of weird dreams, but the one of the weirdest would have to be one where my dog was pulling me in a carriage along the road like a horse (he’s a small dog) when he was attacked by a blue monkey-like creature that jumped at him out of nowhere and exploded into a thick blue mist. Whatever that monkey did, it turned my dog’s anus blue and he was pooping blue stuff.

Doctor "KreagerStein" Kori wrote:

Yesterday I dreamed about I posted 1000 forum posts but all of them was unintelligent and filled with grammatical errors and everybody gave atleast 10 positive karma to all of them.

Shitposting even in your dreams.

I dreamed that I had a spider on my bed.
… That’s about it, really.

Every dream i can remember is weird.

But the one that stands out the most is the one where i was at Gamestop buying a new Kingdom hearts game, when i got teleported to my house holding my psvita, while the end credits for the game played. I then was sort of in a hotel filled with water. I cant remember the rest.

I shit you not i dreamed all this in one night

Ok. Don’t judge. I just had this dream last night and I have no idea what brought it about. Probably the weirdest dream I’ve ever had…most disturbing too. I don’t know how to classify it because it wasn’t scary, just weird. P.S. I don’t get scared, never had a nightmare.

I was dreaming that Freddy Krueger wanted to have sex. I agreed but first he wanted to finger me and I let him. I woke up as I was having a orgasim in the dream. When I woke up I was shaking like I was in the middle of having an orgasim. Oh and he didn’t have knives on his fingers so it wasn’t a bloody mess.

I haven’t watched anything scary so I have no idea what brought that dream on. I’m not a sex freak either.

Aurora wrote:

Ok. Don’t judge. I just had this dream last night and I have no idea what brought it about. Probably the weirdest dream I’ve ever had…most disturbing too. I don’t know how to classify it because it wasn’t scary, just weird. P.S. I don’t get scared, never had a nightmare.

I was dreaming that Freddy Krueger wanted to have sex. I agreed but first he wanted to finger me and I let him. I woke up as I was having a orgasim in the dream. When I woke up I was shaking like I was in the middle of having an orgasim. Oh and he didn’t have knives on his fingers so it wasn’t a bloody mess.

I haven’t watched anything scary so I have no idea what brought that dream on. I’m not a sex freak either.

Actually the story says Freddy Krueger is coming to kids in their dreams. But there he kills them not fingering them, are you a girl, right? If yes then that’s answer everything.
P.S.: that’s orgasm not orgasim.

I haven’t remembered my dreams in years. One dream I do remember from when I was a kid was that I was running through a forest, trying to kill peter pan by shooting arrows at him, but he flew too fast for me to hit him.

That’s literally it, I don’t remember anything else.

I have two good ones for ya.

When I was at the age of 5, I dreamed that I was running on the streets with my blanket completely alone.

… and then King Ghidorah flies with the three heads swinging around like drunks trying to dance and the monster took my damn blanket. I started crying 2 seconds before it was over.


At the age of twelve, I dreamed about mowing the lawn, but then all of the sudden a vampire-like figure took my lawnmower and used it as a god damn bumpercar.

I oddest thing about this dream is that the view I had was like a camera man, not the lead of a vivad adventure.

So I had a bird eye’s view, there were flying vehicles and huge sci-fi buildings that had quite a distance from one another, The cars and the buildings looked like they were from the Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, but I saw nothing else star wars.

Cut to a view of the inside one of the cars flying, and the interior looks like some family’s mini van, there was a little boy in a safety seat at the back, and driver was probably his father, cut back to the bird’s eye view.

Then, coming out from the ground at a crazy speed was a giant worm, of all things, it was a big as the eater of worlds from terraria but just looked like a giant worm, it went up in the air and literally ate the flying car in half with one bite, with the boy inside, and dived back down, and then the driver looked behind.


I had a dream of an Ad for the best PS4 launch title that doesn’t exist, bet you didn’t see that coming.

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I had a dream that I took some LSD and I saw Fry and Leela from Futurama as plants (I recently watched a Futurama marathon from then).

I also had a dream when I was a kid that I was watering plants with my piss, it later turned out that it was a liquid dream.

I had a dream that I was looking into a vast ocean. The sea and sky were both red, and the sand was black and thick. I was sitting by a campfire with several other versions of myself. There was myself as I saw myself, myself as others perceived me, an idealized version of myself. Versions of myself that represented my emotions, different images, identities, and traits that I had built up. One by one, I confronted each of them, exposing their flaws and strengths, as well as my own. A storm buffeted the beach and I was thrown up into the air. I fell down into the sea, but instead of “falling”, I felt like I had walked through a door. The world had flipped upside down and I saw the final version of myself: myself as I truly am. A perfect reflection of me. And I was finally able to recognize him as a friend. We embraced, and I heard a voice, distorted, sounding almost like it was coming from a radio. It said:
“Five Gum. Stimulate your senses.”
Then I woke up.

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