Here at the NFSSG we deal with the urge to fap. And on this month of holy months, we need some extra support because of The Fappening / Celebgate. We need to band together and help each other through this terrible hardship that has been laid upon us.
Now let us hold our clean and pure hands together and recite our prayer.
Give me grace to accept my boner,
and the things that cannot be changed.
Courage to control my hands,
power to subdue my mind
and the wisdom to distinguish
fapping it, from itching it or shaking it after i pee.
Living one day at a time,
and enjoying one moment at a time.
Accepting 'hard'ship as a pathway to peace,
for I am my boners master.
Accept this sinful world as it is,
for fapping can be controlled.
I WILL NOT FAP! I WILL NOT FAP!
I will scream this in my heart.
Trust that I will make all things right.
If I surrender to its will, I will let my brothers down.
May I be reasonably happy this month,
and supremely happy on the first of the next.
As for me, I will be wearing these through this mouth to help me through these gruesome days
