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What motive keeps you going in life?
What make you want to live each day to its fullest, instead of tying up a good ol knot and hanging yourself on your birthday in front of your family and friends a webcam feeding to a livestream full of /b/tards?

I believe in W.A.F.F.L.E.O.

We're All Friends, Friends Love Each Other.

my philosophy is that the Jews did it

THE GAY

My philosophy is _____________

pssshh… take the Heh pill, kid.

love

pretending to not like dickgirls

my philosophy is that shotas are actually futa lolis

but there's no vagina

inb4 spirit pussy

ey bby u wan sum fuk ;))))))

hmu seksi bby ;)

lock pls

suspend him pls

Aristotle is pretty interesting as well as Socrates, but I personally prefer French philosophers.

I am intelligent, nihilistic, and with a wicked sense of humor.

My philosophy is that Gotham is a bad place full of criminals and it needs to be destroyed and rebuilt. There needs to be a fire. And that fire rises. It will burn all the hotheads only leaving big guys to start afresh.

My philosophy is shamelessly necrobumping an old thread.

True thread necromancy is impossible when threads lock after a month. I didn't necrobump, I just bumped.

Canadians have it good.

"Everything in 'Fun!' Section will not be serious and peoples should shitpost Funpost in it"

Speaking of fun, I believe that losing is fun.

I am a structuralist. Everything can be explained once you have the information on the single parts that make up the whole.

I'm an emergentist. If you have information on a bunch of parts, the only way to explain the whole they make up is to put the parts together into the whole and see what happens. There is no way to explain the whole just by looking at the parts, because everything is, in one way or another, greater than the sum of its parts.

Drink bleach

Mine is to follow everything that a psychopathic warlord poet's word and eliminate anyone who defies or turns way from this path
In other words:

Be cool. Don't Be a dick. Unless someone's a dick to you. Then fuck em up.

Be cool. Don't be a dick. Not even if someone's a dick to you. Treating someone who hates you nicely is far, far more aggravating to them than playing along.

/Philosophy is meaningless in a world dominated by superior Don memetics/