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hey memers this the the definitive thread of why hentai is for retards.

example one: hentai woman vs. real woman

here we have a side by side comparison of hentai woman chichi chichichichi and real life woman, the lovely and extremely talented scarlett johansson

no you may thing the hentai woman is hotter. but unforch for you ("unforch" means unfortunately) you are not a carttoon so here's a real woman (a-list actor, model and singer scarlett johansson) with hentai proportions

disgusting. you're disgusting

example two: hentai man vs. real man

now, for girls and gays, men are also in hentai and you are retarded. like fall off the monkey bars retarded.

here's hentai man rape kobayashi and real life handsome man and glamour magazine's most turgid fella years in a row henry cavill

now ayou probab;y think hentai man is a real hot ticket but he's not, you are retarded. here is henry cavill's face w/ hentai proportions

if you find this hot you should ride the shortbus to wear a helmet indoors camp.

conclusion

don't watch hentai. watch something normal like sports.

Yeah, but in real life it'd be a lot more… graphic, if you will, to fuck an octopus.

anime woman have bigger boobs and no wrinkles tell me how real woman are better you biased guy i bet you dont even have a gf

> comparing real life with chinese cartoons

This is what I've been trying to tell people for years and Blubber summed it up in one concise post totally destroying hentai forever.

You know what? You're right. Hentai sucks. You know what else? Real life sucks too, but real life x hentai? Ohohoho… Now THAT'S what I call hot. Thank you, Blubber, for showing me the right way.

what if the hentai is about sports does it balance out like is it not good but not bad so it's ok to fap to?

wait people masturbate to hentai????

that's so fucked + retarded

i jerk my bobby dangler every time after school to satisfy my thirst for big boobied anime chicks

ew ppl masturbate to this shit

Fucking furries man…

nice cock 10/10

That's not a cock. Cocks have darker feathers and extra dangly bits beneath their chin.

Enjoy the kawaii nightmares.

We weeaboos don't care that anime proportions don't match those of "Real" life's.

We were not meant for this world and it's proportions anyway.

We were meant for the world where fourth gallons of blood spurt out your nose when you're aroused and you somehow don't die from it.

We were meant for the world where boobs can reach ridiculous sizes and still not sag. Meant for the world where ridiculous situations where you are living with several adorable girls is common place, where shitting and pissing doesn't seem to be a thing, and where people can go gorge on shit tons of food and still somehow not turn into a neckbeard.

How can such a world not be seen as a pure and holy place to you?!

So kawaii desu ne~~~

I find them to be… strangely attractive like that.

XD

hentai is the evil that haunts me while I sleep, whenever I go outside I see a woman being penetrated by an octopus, whenever I blink I can sense a woman ahegaoing

please stop hentai

>There are people who prefer to fap to overdone japanese drawings over real woman
>Still wonder why no gf
>MFW there are people like this in this very website
>MFW a Blubber thread that doesn't suck