Doesn't Matter, Had Sex

Doesn't Matter, Had Sex

Updated Nov 13, 2011 at 08:43PM EST by Cyber6x.

Added Sep 06, 2011 at 10:44PM EDT by Fridge.

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Doesn’t Matter, Had Sex is a phrase used on the internet often paired with demotivationals or used as a image macro that shows a situation that can be interpreted as a past place of sexual intercourse, or used to show no matter how disgusting, dirty, vicious or demeaning something is, that the sex is worth it.


I Just Had Sex is a song from comedy group, The Lonely Island guest starring music writer and performer Akon. I Just Had Sex premiered on Saturday Night Live on December 18, 2010 and was posted to YouTube a day later. The meme is derived from a lyric from the song where Lonely Island members Jorma “Jorm” Taccone and David Andrew “Andy” Samberg are pondering why the girls they had sex with wanted to have sex. Akon interrupts each line (bar the last) saying “Doesn’t matter had sex”.

She kept looking at her watch.
Doesn’t matter had sex.
But I cried the whole time.
Doesn’t matter had sex.
I think she might have been a racist.
Doesn’t matter had sex.
She put a bag on my head.
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