Master Pineapple

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This meme started when Jason Valdez became famous for updating his facebook while in the middle of a shootout with a hostage. His facebook was public, so anyone could go on. On a specific post, a bunch of people mentioned pineapple. It was used more and more, until, Master Pineapple was born. Master Pineapple is the religious leader of a unique sect of Christian-Buddhist-Atheism. It's followers read daily from the Book of Dole. There are 5 vice Pineapples, who work directly below his fruity wholesomeness, and preach the good word. They are: Laura, Chris, Michael, Martin, & Grant. They can be found on the post as they are mentioned several times. There is currently around 13,000 comments on this post, but the number is still rapidly increasing.

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