Hello Soybeans Song

Hello Soybeans Song

Updated May 25, 2014 at 07:13AM EDT by mona_jpn.

Added Dec 15, 2013 at 08:00AM EST by mona_jpn.

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Hello Soybeans Song” (Japanese: ハロー大豆の歌, Hello Daizu no Uta) is a strange character song[1] in the TV anime series for a Japanese manga Kannagi: Crazy Shrine Maidens.[2] This song became to a popular subject for parodies among Japanese internet users due to its laughable lyrics and the literally “fierce sex appeal” face by Nagi, the main character in this anime.


The TV anime series for Kannagi aired 13 episodes from October to December in 2008, and the scene where Nagi was singing “Hello Soybean Song” in a karaoke box was appeared on the 10th episode “The Karaoke Warrior, Mike Takako”, which was aired on December 6th.[3] This song is written in the manner of typical Japanese commercial songs, and it’s also drawn as a song for an imaginary food company called “Dokkoi Foods” (どっこい食品).

Japanese (Romanized) Translation
Touchan mo Giichan mo Baachan mo
Takashi-kun mo Mandoriru mo

Bootcamp ni Ikuno Nara

Mame Kue! Mame!

Morimori Karada ga Tsukurareru

… Souzetu na Iroke… !

Mame wa Hatake no Okuni Nari.

Father, grandfather, grandmother
Takashi-kun and the mandrill

If you are going to a bootcamp

Eat beans! Beans!

It builds up your body vigorously!

… A fierce sex appeal… !

Beans are the mear from the field.

via: Gugalyrics[4]

This Karaoke box scene authentically reproduced the original manga’s episode including this incoherent lyrics. The melody for this song was composed for the animation by the creator, Eri Takenashi, and arranged by Satoru Kōsaki[5], Japanese anime/game composer known for his many works as represented by "Motteke Sailor Fuku!" in Lucky Star and "Renai Circulation" in Monogatari Series.


This ridiculous song soon got a much attention among viewers due to its impressive facial expression for “fierce sex appeal” and the help of a weird but earnest performance by the voice actor for Nagi, Haruka Tomatsu.[6] Then triggered by a hand-drawn animated video reproducing that scene by Minoriko Aki from Touhou Project, “Hello Soybeans Song” became to a subject for parodies and a vocal resource for MAD videos on NND.[7]

Notable Examples

Hand-drawn Animations

Left: Akagi from Kantai Collection | Right: Suika Ibuki from Touhou Project

Left: Ren Kagamine from Vocaloid Series | Right: Cheren from Pokemon Black and White


Left: Figu@Mate | Right: Vocaloid Song “Dead End”

Left: Vocaloid Song “Two-faced Lovers” | Right: Decisive Battle from Final Fantasy VI


There are dozens of parody illustrations for the “fierce sex appeal” face on the Japanese illustrators community pixiv.[8] Several of them utilize a template file made by a user.[9]

Left: Vocaloid Kaito | Right: Ranka Lee from Macross Frontier

Left: Ayumi Shinozaki from Corpse party | Frieza from Dragon Ball


Search Interest

External References

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[1]Wikipedia – Image song

[2]Wikipedia – Kannagi: Crazy Shrine Maidens

[3]Wikipedia – List of Kannagi: Crazy Shrine Maidens episodes


[5]Wikipedia – Satoru Kōsaki

[6]Wikipedia – Haruka Tomatsu

[7]niconico Video – Search results for ハロー大豆の歌

[8]pixiv – Search results for ハロー大豆の歌

[9]pixiv – 壮絶な色気【イメレス】 / Posted on 12-10-2008

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