RTFM (1979)NSFW

added Sep 07, 2009 at 04:32PM UTC

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About RTFM

RTFM is an initialism for “Read The Fucking Manual.”

One of the earlies known instances of RTFM in print was in the Table of Contents of the 1979 LINPACK Users’ Guide; the manual for using the LINPACK linear algebra software library written for Fortran programming language.
The text appears as a quote, attributed to Anonymous.


Table of Contents
“R.T.F.M.” —Anonymous

PREFACE ……………………………………………………..v
INTRODUCTION
1.Overview……………………………………1.1
2.Usage…………………………………………1.2

Related Terms:

R.T.F.A.

RTFA is an initialism for “Read The Fucking Article,” popular on Fark, Digg, and other social news aggregates.

One of the eariest known instances of RTFA that appears on the web is in the comments section from a Slashdot post on September 8th, 2000, from user PurpleBlob:


Okay. There’s a really cool thing you can do to help clear up this “vague assertion”. It’s called… RTFA [lycos.com].

People shouldn’t have to repeat information from the article for your convenience.

One of the first known instances of RTFA on Fark occurred on August 20th, 2003, in a post by user Obi-Juan


Damn that’s a good headline!

/hasn’t RTFA

L.M.G.T.F.Y.

“Let Me Google That For You”

LMGTFY.com was registered in November of 2008, and allows users to provide an idiot-proof method for training people to look things up for themselves.

Usage:
Person 1 asks a question that could easily be answered by simply Googling for it.


How do we know that Fox News isn’t fair and balanced?

Person 2 replies by pasting a link created with lmgtfy.com.


Let me google that for you.

  • TL;DR is the antithesis of RTFM and RTFA.
  • In the absense of a Manual, one may be advised to Lurk Moar.

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11 Comments

fletcher mackay
Sep 07, 2009 at 11:54PM UTC , fletcher mackay wrote:

read the enclosed instruction book.

franco alencastro
Sep 08, 2009 at 03:29PM UTC , franco alencastro wrote:

picz are hilarious

devadatta
Sep 09, 2009 at 02:25AM UTC , devadatta wrote:

Long live Chairman Maos fucking manual!

Quantice
Sep 10, 2009 at 01:45AM UTC , Quantice wrote:

Moar pics please.

Zach Van Draden
Sep 19, 2009 at 01:50PM UTC , Zach Van Draden wrote:

I like it, RIGHT to the point!

toxxxic
Sep 27, 2009 at 07:46PM UTC , toxxxic wrote:

lol look at my picture gmail fail

TheErwinator
Oct 10, 2009 at 11:01AM UTC , TheErwinator wrote:

Couldn’t resist it XD

Dillon Raborn
Oct 11, 2009 at 01:47AM UTC , Dillon Raborn wrote:

Aw shit. I failed. Some admin take off that constitutional one, please?

blackgadgetx
Oct 23, 2009 at 11:16AM UTC , blackgadgetx wrote:

no one will.

BlakFenix
Oct 28, 2009 at 08:32PM UTC , BlakFenix wrote:

From now on all of Those Fucking Manuals will need to have cover sheets for them. If you could go ahead and do that, that’d be great.

UncleDes
Jan 07, 2010 at 03:15AM UTC , UncleDes wrote:

This would be a reference to the Karma Sutra, right?

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