"Shit Was So Cash" Copypasta

"Shit Was So Cash" Copypasta

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Towards the end of 2007, a new thread was created with an image of a young man holding some vodka with his arm around his apparent girlfriend. This picture was accompanied with the following post

Hey Faggots,
My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch

This is very well-known and very widespread throughout many who browse, and it is in particular most famous due to the variations of it, such as the apology and the oblivion guard. Making a variation is simple as you just go through and change a few words, so many jumped on it. More notably, the man in the picture has been identified as Paulie Carbone, who has in fact died in real life.

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Joshua Medina
Joshua Medina

Rerro Fraggots,

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Ric Rhelated: Rit’s rhe rand mry ritch

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Autotrooper42
Autotrooper42

Stop Right There Criminal Scum,

My name is Imperial Guard, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are low endurance, low intelligence troublemakers who spend every second of their day looking for laws to break. You are everything bad in Tamriel. Honestly, have any of you ever bought something? I mean, I guess it’s fun stealing shopkeepers’ property because of your low score in mercantile, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than pickpocketing wandering traders when no guards are around.

Don’t be a criminal. Just hit anyone within eyesight. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the running team, and starter on my shouting team. What sports do you play, other than “commit senseless acts of violence and theft against those who cannot defend themselves”? I also have full Imperial Armor, and have arrested the hero many times (She just paid the fine; Shit was SO gold). You are all criminals who should have just payed the fine. Thanks for listening.

Pic Related: It’s me apprehending a criminal.

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