Steven Universe - what if SU was made by Adult Swim?

Garnet will be replaced by a Samuel L. Jackson rip-off that will say motherfucker every 2 sentences
And Pearl and Amethyst would say bitch every time they are talking each other
and the line of "If every porkchop was perfect we wouldn't have hot dogs" wouuld be "If every Hand job was perfect we wouldn't have blow jobs "

"No, don't you fucking look away from me! I'm fucking talking to you! What the fuck was that? What the fuck was that? WHAT the FUCK was THAT?!"