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Apr 08, 2013 at 06:33PM EDT
Gizmo: “Fuck you, I do what I want.”
Apr 09, 2013 at 12:13AM EDT
Gizmo, here’s a story.
Once there was a horse down the road who could do simple math and recite haikus. Everyone came from miles around to see him. The farmer made quite a bit of money charging at the gate!
However, there was also a donkey down the road. Now he could recite full Shakespeare plays, do multiplication, AND long division. But no one ever came to saw him. Or at least not very many. Not nearly as much as the horse anyhow, even though the donkey’s farmer never charged a dime.
See, as it turned out, NO BODY LIKES A SMART ASS GIZMO.
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