How to Make Sushi

How to Make Sushi

Updated Jun 28, 2022 at 10:51AM EDT by greenxxghostie.

Added Jan 28, 2017 at 12:11PM EST by Jill.

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About

How to Make Sushi is webcomic by Spanish cartoonist Molg H. that seeming begins as a do-it-yourself illustration on how to make sushi rolls at home but ends up with the character having an emotional meltdown in a fetal position after failing to keep the roll together as instructed. Since its emergence in May 2016, the webcomic has become an exploitable, and spawned a series of parodies featuring well-known characters from various fictional franchises.

Origin

On May 1st, 2016, Spanish illustrator Molg H. posted the original comic to his Twitter and Facebook pages.[1][2] Within the first nine months, the Facebook post gained more than 43,000 likes and 23,000 shares, while the tweet racked up over 3,300 retweets and 2,600 likes. On May 11th, Redditor WistfulEccentricity submitted an English-translated version of the comic to the /r/funny[3] subreddit, where the post gained 1,243 points (82% upvoted) prior to being archived.


APRENDE A HACER SUSHI Ingredientes salmón ahumado algas nori arroz para sushi salsa de soja Primero, enrolla delicadamente el arroz y el salmón dentro del alğa nori y luego Joder, lo has estropeado Como todo lo que haces El sushi es como tu vida. Todo lo haces mal. Empiezas un montón de cosas pero nunca terminas nada Nadle te quiere Learn how to make sushi Ingredients: NoriSmoked salmon seaweed Rice for sauce First, gently roll rice and Damn! You've spoiled it! salmon insidé the nori and.. Likeeverything you do. The sushi's like your life. You do everything wrong Nobody loves you. You start a lot of things but never finish anything.

Spread

On May 16th, Twitter user @Albilibertea posted a derivative version of the comic featuring Superman, which drew more than 500 retweets and 380 likes (shown below, left). On May 22nd, Tumblr user Sliferthewhydidigeta posted a parody of the comic featuring Seto Kaiba of Yu-Gi-Oh!, which went on to gain over 3,300 notes (shown below, right).


Learn how to make sushi Nori Ingredients seaweed Smoked salmon Rice for sushi sauce First, roll the salmon in the rice. Then. H--------, you ruined everything Like you always do. You can't save this sushi. Just as you can't save your planet, your Pa, everyone... No matter how hard you try, it will never be enough. You're a False God, an alien. Nobody loves you, LEARN HOW TO BECOME PRO DUELIST INGREDIENTS: DECK 0 CASH/CREDIT CARDS DUEL DISk C. FIRST, GENTLY PUT THE DECK IN THE OUEL DISK AND.. MAN, WHAT'S THE POINT? YOu'RE A GROWN MAN PLAYING A CHILDREN'S CAROD GAME. YOu HAVE ALL THIS MONEY ANO NO GIRLFRIENO. YOU WILL NEVER DEFEAT YUGI.

On May 31st, Tumblr user Kurozawa46 posted another parody version featuring Captain America, accruing more than 2,000 notes. On July 5th, Rdditor Jaggazz uploaded an alternative translation of the original comic to /r/funny, where it garnered nearly 15,000 points (81% upvoted) before being archived.


HOW TO MAKE CAPTAIN AMERICA COMICS STEVE ROGERS CHARACTER DEVELOP MENT CONTEXT STORY PLOT TWIST First, roll Steve Rogers in story. Then... H--------, there's HYDRA in it!!! MARVEL RUINED EVERYTHING!!! F--- HYDRA. 3 And this is officially your life now... But it's gonna be okay, since you've got your BEST BUDDY, who LOVES YOU till the end of the linewy HOW Te MAKE SUSHI PRESENTED BY MONKEY'S COMICS FACEBOOK TUMBLR TWITTER seaweed salmon rice soy sauce First, roll the salmon in rice. Then. H--------, you ruined everything. Like everything you do. I'M GOING OUT kr DAD, WANDA, BYE Not even your A.l can help you Nobody loves you with that. This sushi is like your life.

On September 12th, Redditor IAmOneOfSimpleMind submitted a custom version of the comic featuring Ryota of the Japanese murder-mystery visual novel series Dangan Ronpa_, accumulating 575 points (94% upvoted) prior to being archived. On September 13th, Tumblr user Herbivorousviolin posted a rendition featuring Levi Ackerman of _Attack on Titan, racking up more than 350 notes.


HOW TO MAKE SUSHI Smoked salmon Seaweed Rice Soy sauce First, roll the salmon in rice. H--------, you ruined everything Then. Like everything you do This sushi is like your anime. Because of you all your Because you liked stupid anime... classmates will fall into despair. How to Make Sushi Smoked Salmon Seaweed L4 Rice Soy sauce First, roll the salmon in rice. Then... H--------, you ruined everything. Like everything you do. This sushi is like your life. No regrets? Yeah right. You're f-----. You let Erwin Smith die.

Various Examples


HOW TO MAKE TAPU COCOA Milk Cocoa Water Sugar First, put cocoa and sugar in a small pan. Then... H--------, you ruined everything Like everything you do , y This cocoa is like your life Begining a lot of things, left undone And nobody loves you. HOW TO USE CHOPSTICKS ink-mess.com Squid Ferrarez Chopsticks Katsudon 0 NAVY First, use the chopsticks to... H--------, you're not supposed to stab it, you idiot You've disgraced the Chinese ancestors in your blood and Asian cuisine in general Dishonor on you, dishonor on your family, dishonor on your cow, you lost more honor than Zuko And nobody loves you HOW TO MAKE PIE Cinnamon Buttercup:s Dad! Gorey! Pie crust Butterscotch First, bake a pie for Dad. Then... H--------, you ruined everything. Like everything you do This pie is like your life Anyone who loves it gets hurt And you don't deserve love.

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