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11 'Hello, I'm A Professor In A Movie' Tweets Mocking Your Favorite Film Cliches

"Hello, I'm a Professor in a movie" is a phrasal template that mocks film cliches. And if you've ever seen a movie, you know there are a lot of cliches. Characters tend to all serve the same roles, especially when they're minor characters or a very specific career stereotype, such as a doctor, lawyer or yes, a professor. You probably didn't even notice these stereotypes existed. Until now, that is.

Now that Twitter users have been creating some interesting parallels between stock characters in all movies, we can see how they're all basically the same, and we love the observations and insights they've shared with us. It's possible you'll never look at a movie the same way again, because now you'll be on the lookout for the common mistakes like these that directors and writers make in creating a character. The template begins "Hello, I'm a [X] in a movie," followed by a bunch of cliches that the cinematic characters perform that differ from those professions in reality.

Hello, I'm a professor in a movie

Hello, I'm a professor in a movie, I only reach the main point of my lecture right as class is ending. Then I yell at students about the reading / homework

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Hello, I'm a writer in a movie.

Hello, I'm a writer in a movie. I write one piece a week and live in a two bedroom Nevw York apartment with a walk-in wardrobe. Also I never actually pitch anywhere, the jobs just come to me. Rory Turnbull @_roryturnbull Hello, I'm a professor in a movie, I only reach the main point of my lecture right as class is ending. Then I yell at students about the reading/homework as they leave. Show this thread

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Hello, I'm a programmer in a movie.

Hello, I'm an programmer in a movie. I'm white, male, and conspicuously nerdy, and everything I code works on the first try. I'm the Best Coder because l'm a fast typist, and I type extra fast in programming emergencies. I never Google error messages. There are no error messages. Kayleigh Donaldson Φ @Ce.lidhan n Hello, I'm a writer in a movie. I write one piece a week and live in a two bedroom New York apartment with a walk-in wardrobe. Also I never actually pitch anywhere, the jobs just come to me. twitter.com/_roryturnbull/...

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Hello, I’m a rabbi in a movie.

Hello, I'm a rabbi in a movie. I wear my tefillin wrong and don't really know how to pronounce the Hebrew of liturgical phrases that get said 3 times a day, every day. I say things from the pulpit that would be grounds for firing most places and maybe one congregant responds. Ana Mardoll @AnaMardoll Hello, I'm an programmer in a movie. I'm white, male, and conspicuously nerdy, and everything I code works on the first try. I'm the Best Coder because I'm a fast typist, and I type extra fast in programming emergencies. I never Google error messages. There are no error messages. twitter.com/Ceilidhann/sta... Show this thread

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Hello, I'm a graduate student in a movie.

Hello, I'm a graduate student in a movie. I obviously sleep with my dissertation adviser and then murder someone, probably that adviser. Rory Turnbull @_roryturnbull Hello, I'm a professor in a movie, I only reach the main point of my lecture right as class is ending. Then I yell at students about the readina / homework as they leave. Show this thread

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Hello, I'm a journalist in a movie.

Hello, l'm a journalist in a movie. I drink whole bottles of vodka while reporting in the field but somehow churn out prose my editor deems worthy of a Pulitzer. Rory Turnbull @_roryturnbull Hello, I'm a professor in a movie, I only reach the main point of my lecture right as class is ending. Then I yell at students about the reading/ homework as they leave. Show this thread

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Hello, I'm a data journalist in a movie.

Hello, I'm a data journalist in a movie. I am not shown. Jeremy Bowers@jeremybowers Hi, I'm a programmer in a movie. My code always works and is rendered in three dimensions on whatever screen I am sitting near. There is literally no programming language I do not know and anything electronic can run my code. twitter.com /navybook/statu.

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Hello, I'm a climate scientist in a movie.

Hi, l'm a climate scientist. You may know me from my greatest hits including, "No, it's not a natural cycle," "Yes, I know it's beern warmer before (and the only reason YOU know is because we scientists told you so)," and "Just because it's on YouTube doesn't mean it's true."

Hello, I'm a lawyer in a movie.

Hello, I'm a lawyer in a movie. Every case is a lengthy jury trial where I'm totally outmatched & losing the entire time. Then, at the final possible moment l have a stroke of genius that no one ever thought of & win the case hands down. Rory Turnbull_roryturnbull Hello, I'm a professor in a movie, I only reach the main point of my lecture right as class is ending. Then I yell at students about the reading /homework as they leave. Show this thread

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Hello, I'm a nurse in a movie.

Hi, I'm a #nurse. You might know me from some of my greatest hits like: "please gown and glove before entering the room;"gel in gel out," "stop pulling at your IV;" "we need to scoot you up in the bed;" and "have you started passing gas?" #medtwitter .33

Hello, I'm a high school teacher in a movie.

Hello I'm a high school teacher in a movie. I never hand out tardy slips to students out in the hall when the late bell rings or worry about dress code violations. I never, ever say, "The bell does not dismiss you. *1* dismiss you." Adele Buck_AdeleBuck Hello, I'm a librarian in a movie. There are no computers, just books. I spend all day pushing a book cart, shelving books, and peering at people through the stacks. Occasionally, I may man the check-out desk. twitter.com /Ceilidhann/sta...

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