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12 People Who Had No Idea Who They Were Talking To

Sometimes, people get into bizarre, unprompted arguments online. Actually, it's a lot more common than just sometimes. But it's pretty rare to find an argument so embarrassing as the ones you're about to see. The following people have completely missed something obvious and called out someone online who was either a celebrity or an expert in their field. Sometimes, the results are pretty hilarious, and other times, they're just pretty cringeworthy. You should always double-check the name of the person you're talking to, apparently, because a lot of people don't do this, and things get weird as a result.

If you're about to start an argument with some random online stranger, it's probably best to know who you're actually taking to, because you might just end up on the subreddit /r/dontyouknowwhoiam, where the people who never recognize Tony Hawk wind up. Here are 12 of our favorite exchanges that resulted from these fundamental misunderstandings.

Uneducated Astrophysicist

K kaijuno Observation: I have never broken a bone Hypothesis: I am boneless Data: I appear to have broken at least two bones in my foot slipping on the ice Conclusion: I have at least two bones. Strong evidence suggests the possibility of a third one. kaijuno Anonymous said: February 2nd 2016, 10:23.00 am - a minute ago uneducated people like you are the reason why theres so many science deniers in the world. you have 206 bones in your body, maybe you'd know that if you had more than a 4th grade education. I'm an astrophysicist. ***

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Maybe not a serious one, but seeing people like this misunderstand humor always is entertaining.

I Don't Think She Learned It All from the Documentary

Jessica Simor KC @... 19/09/2020 Excellent but watch the documentary. 17 9 4 1,205 Tom Harwood @tom... 19/09/2020 Weird of you to reply to a tweet of mine professing an all seeing eye on US politics and constitutional affairs off the back of watching one documentary. 311 Jessica Simor KC @JMPSimor Maybe try doing a degree in it and working there for four months. Helped my understanding is all 121 31.5K Likes 77 ↑ Replying to @tomhfh I'm a constitutional lawyer Tom. 23:47 19/09/2020 Twitter Web App 3,238 Retweets 1,283 Quote Tweets ... ... ...

(Source: Reddit)

Come On, Shawn

Joey Lane @JoeySmoke14 I was his teammate, Shawn. Follow He wasn't underrated. Y'all just didn't watch OSU basketball back then. He was elite.

(Source: Reddit)

Thanks For That

18m + If you're going to work in Stem, you need to put your opinion aside and look at the data. Women are expected to wear makeup. The data shows this. Your career has most likely been negatively affected by refusing to do SO. Q1 0 ☑ 4m I work at Harvard. Thanks for your input. 9 о ☑ ...

(Source: Reddit)

That Moment When BasementDweller46 Is the Indiana Jones 5 Director

12:30 X ← Mangold on Twitter: "@W... mobile.twitter.com Tweet Paolo @WedgeDAntilles · Nov 11 No but you're wrong, Basement Dweller46 said that KK personally replaces Indiana Jones with a woman in the movie and test screening audiences HATE IT 4 Mangold @mangOld Nov 10 Replying to @GusHedenborg and @LeDoctor Nope. Haven't been any screenings at all. Mangold @mangold t 5 ☐ : 1:36 PM Nov 11, 2022. Twitter Web App Open app 25 61 Retweets 24 Quote Tweets 360 Likes Replying to @WedgeDAntilles Well, Paulo, it's up to you who you believe an anonymous troll named "basement dweller" & "doomcock" or the actual director of the film. No one will ever replace Indiana Jones. Not in any script. Not in any cut. Never discussed.

(Source: Reddit)

Redditor Telling Famous Producer and Rapper Jonwayne That His Music Isn't HipHop

9:15 ← r/synthesizers 275 Sparking Elf 19h ● Verumero 16h ● 86 Not "hip hop" but very cool arrangement. Reply JON MAKES JonMakesBeats OP • 19h BEATS This is news to me! SparkingElf 19h ● ... Add a comment id .. .... ↑ Share JON MAKES JonMakesBeats OP • 19h BEATS Don't get me wrong, sweet timing and neat arrangement. Zero knocks in talent and hardware. -6 ↑ 6 ↑ -2 No problem and thanks for listening. I appreciate the input, I was just taken off guard. First time someone told me what I was doing wasn't "hip hop". A first for everything. 412 + GIF

(Source: Reddit)

Stephen King? Never Heard of Him, He Needs a Check Mark So We Know He's Famous

Stephen King @StephenKing. 12h $20 a month to keep my blue check? F k that, they should pay me. If that gets instituted, I'm gone like Enron. 32K 23.5K 236K ↑ @DJKanzas Pronoun: Dude @djohn... 11h That's a bit odd. You can well afford it. 828 企 164 774 14 Stephen King @Stephen King - 10h It ain't the money, it's the principal of the thing. 351 156 ● LoupeyGardener @InvestmentTalk3.10h But the truth of the matter is, it is how you stay relevant. 12.2K ↑ Otherwise, no one would even know you're alive. You're not going anywhere. 20 258 ↑

(Source: Reddit)

He might have a lot of money, but I don't blame Stephen King for not wanting to pay $8 a month for the blue checkmark.

Hank Green Isn't Familiar with YouTube

Hank Green @hankgreen-15h Feeling quite grateful for the people at YouTube right now. We disagree plenty but it is increasingly clear to me how much worse it could have gone. 116 323 Run N Gun Photography @RunNGunYT 26.7K ←] Replying to @hankgreen Have you been a creator on Youtube? This response says you aren't aware of any of the issues YT creators have

(Source: Reddit)

I have a feeling Hank Green might know a thing or two about the subject.

Random Internet Dude

Eric Frohnhoefer @ @EricFrohnhoefer - 10h Hot take I have spent ~6yrs working on Twitter for Android and can say this is wrong. Elon Musk @elonmusk. 14h Btw, I'd like to apologize for Twitter being super slow in many countries. App is doing >1000 poorly batched RPCs just to render a home timeline! 1,401 2,103 29.7K Im gonna say: incredulity. 2 27 Jim R. @Tacitus4ever. 4h Replying to @EricFrohnhoefer So the guy who owns Twitter and has access to the entire system is wrong... but random internet dude is right? ↑ 116 <] Eric Frohnhoefer @ @EricFrohnhoefer · 1h Replying to @Tacitus4ever You know you are the random internet dude, right? I actually helped build this thing. 7 ↑ :

(Source: Reddit)

Whoops

Mike Klubnika @mikeklubnika - 2m My good sir I am the copyright owner Imao Pinned Mike Klubnika @mikeklubnika - 04 Apr Buckshot v1.2 is out on Steam featuring online leaderboard, expired medicine, pointy syringes, Estonian translation by yours truly & more (you won't believe what happens at 0:46 (not clickbait)) store.steampowered.com/app/2835570/ Bu... 2 D This media has been disabled in response to a report by the copyright owner. 167 271K 176 75 5.9K | 417K До ılı 186 ☐ go

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Plot Twist

6 shares Top comments Andy Frazer Top contributor Please credit the artist. 4 h Like Reply Roberto Rodríguez Top contributor Andy Frazer unknown artist mdf!! 22 m Like Reply Andy Frazer The artist isn't "unknown". The artist is ME. Just now Like Reply 1 b

(Source: Reddit)

The Guitarist from System of a Down

T. Daron nespoge AGE: 23 FROM: Los Angeles, California WHO WAS THE BEST BAND?: "System Of A Down!" BIGGEST SURPRISE?: "System Of A Down. I just thought those guys were the best." VERDICT: "If you guys missed System Of A Down, you missed everything. They blew me away."

(Source: Reddit)

Imagine interviewing this guy, printing this interview, and then years later figuring out why everyone was laughing at it.




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