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Two Bumble conversations in the following collection.

12 Uncomfortable Dating App Conversations

In this day and age, it's pretty much impossible to meet a potential love interest without the use of a dating app. While older generations may be confused by our new form of dating, it's become so essential to forming a successful connection with someone else nowadays. You can scroll past hundreds of potential suitors in just a few minutes, and if you're unlucky enough, you'll match with one of these awkward people that you'll instantly regret talking to.

Let's face it: we're all tired of dating apps. No one wants to be on them, and the goal is to get off them, anyway. But the people captured in this collection have clearly become a little more fed up than the rest of us, and their Bumble matches had to suffer the cringeworthy interactions that ensued. People try switching to Bumble for a more personal take on mainstream dating apps like Tinder, but unfortunately there are bound to be some odd characters on every app you try. Here are some of the most uncomfortable exchanges from people seeking love on Bumble.

So Accusatory

4:252 Yesterday Extends the match but doesn't message first? Interesting I mean that's literally how Bumble works...guys can't message first Wait really??? I did not know that I just learned something new lol ...

(Source: Reddit)

She's so angry about this guy not messaging her first, as if she couldn't do it too. One of the main concepts behind Bumble is the fact that women have to make the first move. She must hate every man she matches with for not being permitted to message her first.

Uhh

910 X RAK WA Cait 19 My boyfriend's p is small so looking for a man that can satisfy me S ↑

(Source: Reddit)

Solid

Not A Spy at American Workplace 12 miles away About Me I like the American Baseball, long walks on the beach and nuclear launch codes. Looking for strong American man to talk and the American sports, coca cola and launch codes.

(Source: Reddit)

Sounds Like a Winner

Tinder. O 12:42 PM What do you do for a living? I'm a machine learning engineer Aren't you unemployed? What do you do for a living? Yeah, I'm unemployed. I'm living on savings. But my profession is machine learning engineer How much is your monthly salary? 94% I just said I'm living on savings I have money saved up that I am living on How much money do you have now? Message...

(Source: Reddit)

6'5 or Taller Only

How tall? How bout you guess 6ft? Close So what is it? Lol 6'2 Today 1:01 PM Short Tf? Probably just to me, I like guys 6'5+ Bruh what are you like 5'2 lol 5'1 lol

(Source: Reddit)

This Fun Conversation Starter Failed

3:12 1 Alex Today Hey Alex! What's 2 celebrities you think match your vibe?:) Does this include ones l've slept with... I have slept with more than two so.... Surprised you haven't unmatched yet Still waiting on you Come on say something Which ones have you slept with lol You're gonna have to earn that I'm waiting Alex I really don't know how to respond to that I won't lie Earn my trust Lol what Farn Aa 99 GIF

(Source: Reddit)

Found an Incel in the Wild

IN Today Hey there! what's your funniest pick up line? Really The misogyny and this is unreal a true gamer, I see No way that instead of giving me a pick up line because you know on this app girls go first. You try to get me to give you a pick up line? What the k is wrong with people Would you say this to someone if you saw them in real life? Would you go up to them and demand a pick up line? Please the sexism is unreal I gotta be honest, that's not really a funny pick up line Delivered Aa GIF

(Source: Reddit)

Here we have a certified "nice guy" who doesn't understand why women on this app won't date him. Isn't it obvious?

Should Have Stuck with "Hey"

Kalvin Today They should rename Kelvin to Kalvin because you're hot af Delivered Hey there My name is Kalvin. Not Kelvin ? Not sure I get the joke. thanks. And ...

(Source: Reddit)

Kelvin is a unit of temperature similar to Fahrenheit or Celsius, but it's often used in scientific fields due to its extremity. Clearly, Kalvin here isn't very scientific.

Ironic

10:29 ... Sanjay Hi 15 January I'm in Jamaica for a week, what do I absolutely need to do before I leave? Something you're interested in I guess Lol What am I to say? Lol Idk I figured you'd have some ideas cause you live here Or you could just say you'll show me around 6à Today I'm not a tour guide, honey. I work. Lol What do you do for work? I'm a travel agent. Aa GIF

(Source: Reddit)

Seems Reasonable

5:57 E IN I feel like at this point in my life If I'm not being spoiled by a man I don't even wanna waste my time Today Well if you consider a coffee and conversation as spoiling someone let me know. I'd be down Seriously? Lol Come on You have me all confused. Can't tell if you're being cheeky. Dinner and perfume Lol. It's like haggling Dinner and drinks Dinner, perfume, and earrings Moderately priced cocktails. I don't want drinks, at all Aa GIF

(Source: Reddit)

It sounds like she wants a "sugar daddy" instead of a boyfriend.

Not Spontaneous Enough?

8:24 1 .ull 5G Di IN Today What do you like to do though, hike? Coffee? Walk around target? Are you free today by any chance? Possibly tonight! Gotta work, about to head into the office What did you have in mind? I need a ride up to Wikieup, my car broke down there and I need to go there to get it towed Oh, I thought you wanted to go on a date I do but I'm kind of in an emergency A A Lol you want a bumble match to drive 5 hours round trip for you? Just looked up wikieup Delivered Aa 99 GIF

(Source: Reddit)

Asking a random person you're flirting with on Bumble to drive you five hours as a favor? I'd say this is one of the biggest red flags you can find without actually meeting the person.

He Then Unmatched Her

Today A whole deck of cards andI somehow pulled a King Let's get that drink you deserve, queen! I'm on a health journey this year and trying to avoid alcohol, what about coffee? Delivered I will probably spike mine but ok

(Source: Reddit)

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