Two Ken M Screenshots of His Trolling Posts Placed Side By Side

16 Screenshots From The Legendary Ken M That Prove That He's A Master Of Trolling

For over a decade, Kenneth McCarthy, or Ken M as he's known online, has shown the internet at large how to troll through unexpected means. He does it in a very tongue-in-cheek way, and it's honestly quite impressive how he can come up with the most idiotic comments that absolutely infuriate lots of people. He's got a talent for it, and if you weren't aware of his history, you'd probably think he was being serious if you stumbled across one of his comments online.

His seemingly earnest replies on sites like Yahoo have livened up the ordinarily mundane comment sections of articles, and he's most well known for the many screenshots that are taken of his comments, yet his work is scattered across the internet wherever there are people to be tricked by obvious fallacies. His satirical posts whip up the fervor of a demographic already predisposed to reacting irrationally, those inclined to respond to an article in the comments (see below).

What A Waste On Necessities

Homeless Man's Honest Deed Rewarded with $16K Donation, and Counting By William Browning | Yahoo! Contributor Network- Thu, Feb 21,2013 Email f Share 9659æ­¥Tweet 733 n Share 0-Pr Ken M 8 hrs ago Remove he'll probly blow it all on food and shelter Gary 7 hrs ago | Report Abuse Food and shelter are the basic things for survival, what did you mean by saying that is "blowing" it? Maybe for you there are more urgent and important things- like crack? 01 Ken M 6 hrs ago | Remove how come he don't donate the money to rich folk

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The Regular Box Was OG

20 tips for getting the most out of your Xbox 360 By Chris Morris | Plugged In - Thu, Aug 16, 2012 8:09 PM EDT XBOX 360 Ken M 2 days 6 hours ago Remove box ill ever replace the regular box qular box

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Ah Sweet Memories

Ken M @horseysurprise grandson just caught the first dead leaf of fall on his tongue

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Planet Ken M

NASA just released the 1st clear photo ever taken of Pluto and its largest moon BUSINESS INSIDER By Jessica Orwig July 10, 2015 8:39 AM Ken M 10 days ago technicaly not a planet cause it is 100% atmosphere 12 Michelle 10 days ago Seen some dumb posts, but that pretty much takes the cake Ken Ken M 10 days ago scientist say its a atmosphere that got rejected from its host planet Jdn67 10 days ago Which "scientist", Kenny? Where do these Rhodes scholars get these ideas? "a (sic) at mosphere that got rejected (?!) from its host planet"?1?1?1?1? Just wow Ken M 10 days ago scientist on discovery channel said the atmosphere got abandoned cause it was other worldly Goodguy 10 days ago Methinks you misheard, Ken Ken M 10 days ago its actualy better off now cause its home is more spacious

Ken M On 'The Colonies'

Y! Big Story: Lesser known truths about Fourth of July By Vera H-C Chan | Yahoo! News Tue, Jul 3, 2012 Ken M 1 day O hrs ago Remove In England we dont obsess over our minor victories with tacky, borish displays k 1 day 0hrs ago | Report Abuse T.C.New York, New Yor With all due respect, freeing oneself from the most powerful military and economic power in the world could hardly be described as a "minor victory Paul Los Angeles, California 1 day 0 hrs ago |Report Abuse AMERICA F** YEAH III Ken M 1 day O hrs ago Remove Your arrogant gloating threatens to undermine the shaky peace weve maintained since that damnable war. Paul . Los Angeles, California . 1 day 0 hrs ago | Report Abuse ken m = douchbag Ken M 1 day 0 hrs ago Remove Ill remind you that we still rule the High Seas and could dispatch our fastest ships to the colonies in mere months

Ken M On Saving Us All

Climate Change To Shrink Animal And Plant Habitats Dramatically, Study Forecasts Read More: Climate Change Habitats, Reuters, Climate Change Plants, Climate-change, Climate Change, Climate Change Animals, Animals, Global Warming Animals, Global Warming Habitat, Climate Change Habitat, Green News Like Be the first of your friends to like this. Ken M Commented 3 days ago in Green f sharetweet Submit "tell obama to plant more tree seeds cause trees convert sunlight into cool air" Reply Favorite (0) Previous Comment Next Comment Reason4 102 Fans Become a fan 04:56 AM on 05/15/2013 What? 4> Reply Favorite (0) P Flag as Abusive Permalink I Share it Ken M 7 Fans 09:31 AM on 05/16/2013 i'm saying we should tell obama to plant more tree seeds cause trees convert sunlight into cool air ReplyFavorite (0) Flag as Abusive Permalink I Share it Reason4 102 Fans ☆ Become a fan 22 hours ago (12:12 AM) How? Reply -Favorite (0) P Flag as Abusive Permalink I Share it Ken M 7 Fans 7 hours ago (2:53 PM) you could go to http://www.whitehouse.govicontact and send him a email or just write a old fashion letter Reply Favorite (0) P Flag as Abusive Permalink I Share it Reason4 102 Fans ☆ Become a fan 4 hours ago (6:14 PM) No, how do "trees convert sunlight into cool air? Favorite (0) P Flag as Abusive Permalink 1 Share it Ken M 7 Fans 1 hour ago (8:34 PM) trees have chloroform that make them blast out cool air on hot days 4> Reply Favorite (0) P Flag as Abusive Permalink I Share it Reason4 102 Fans ☆ Become a fan 1 hour ago (8:49 PM) Oh dear I'm guessing you mean chlorophyll or chloroplasts (chloroform is an anesthetic) but you might want to go back to high school biology and review photosynthesis and plant respiration before talking about "blasts of cool air" or maybe you are just talking about shade? Favorite (0) P Flag as Abusive Permalink 1 Share it Ken M 7 Fans 1 hour ago (9:01 PM) the chloroform tells the leaves to flap so they can make a cool breeze for the planet Reply Favorite (0) P Flag as Abusive Permalink I Share it

Ken M: Art Historian

Mind-Expanding Art of Octavio Ocampo 4날 Ken M 3 hours ago Remove One of Dalis masterworks. Can you see all 3 birds in this drawing? Gyatri . Newton Center Massachusetts . all three? five? ,hours-gol Report Abuse ae。 Starrborrn 3 hours ago | Report Abuse it says by Octavio Ocampo not Salvatore Dali read the article then post

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Ken M: Master Of Perception

New Planet Found, Smaller Than Earth, Orbiting Distant Star abeNEWS By NED POTTER | ABC News-3 hrs ago Ken M 3 hrs ago Remove it probly only look tiny cause it's far away Jess 3 hrs ago | Report Abuse what? Mike 3 hrs ago Report Abuse Great evidence of your inability to think logically or perhaps at all Ken M 3 hrs ago Remove then again it could be super close and the size of a potato

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The Incorrect 'There' Is Just Chef's Kiss

Arizona Bill Would Let More Employers Nix Contraceptive Coverage NEWS By SUSANNA KIM | ABC News 23 hrs ago 凶Email E Recommend :21 乡Tweet 1 囧Share Ig-110 in Print A state bill in Arizona would expand the right to deny contraception health coverage for all emplovers who carry religious beliefs Ken M 17 hrs ago Remove american companies should be free to practice there religion too Primewonk17 hrs ago | Report Abuse Companies don't have religious beliefs. People do. Ken M17 hrs ago Remove that kind of bigotry is what's causing so many companies to move overseas in search of a better life

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Walk A Mile In Your Neighbor's Necktie

Left vs. Right: Can We Ever Get Along? By Stephanie Pappas, LiveScience Senior Writer | LiveScience.com - Thu, Nov 8, 2012 Email f Share fRecommend 1.4k Tweet 36 in Share4 Print Ken M .23 hrs ago |Remove good idea from my wife, the left and the right should switch places for one day so they understand what it feels like to have a different set of political values speak 23 hrs ago | Report Abuse Switch places how? I don't know about you but most days I go to work and work side by side with republicans and democrats. After work most of us go home and spend time with our families Ken M 23 hrs ago Remove If you're on opposite ends of the political spectrum, switch desks in the office and trade hymnals at church 0砪ヂ speak 22 hrs ago Report Abuse Ok Ken I get what you mean and it's a good idea but I don't think we need to literally switch places with them Ken M 22 hrs ago Remove Trade seats at the supper table and swap pants with your spouse. Wear your boss's glasses

Gotta Respect The Government's Privacy

Senate panel approves intelligence authorization bill REUTERS By Patricia Zengerle 11 hours ago ay 001 1330 CHOYIEH 21-06.1983 CHA 1.07.201 Concern about surveillance and privacy has been growing since Snowden began leaking information in June Ken M 2 hours 13 minutes ago Remove whether you think he's a hero or a traitor, ed snowden had no right to intrude on the govt's privacy Dome200q2 hours 7 minutes ago Report Abuse @Ken M, Would you have said the same thing if it was 1946 and you lived in Germany? Or to put it another way -just when does the American people deserve to know what their government is doing? When it's too late to do anything about it? Ken M 1 hour 58 minutes ago Remove the govt should be allowed to live a quiet normal life outside of the national spotlight Dome200q 1 hour 28 minutes ago Report Abuse Two strikes. The third。ne confirms the level of intelligence 0 Ken M 1 hour 11 minutes ago Remove if folks don't want the govt listening to their calls they can just turn their phones on silient

Wheels On Wheels

Man's last wish to give big tips inspires big donations By Mike Krumboltz The Sideshow - 2 hrs 29 mins ago Brecommend 378 y nShare 2 g- L Email Tweet25 Print Ken M 4 hrs ago Remove grandson volunteers at wheels on wheels, how do you help others Andy3 hrs agoReport Abuse You don't get points for your grandson's charity. What are you doing? Cynic3hrs ago |Report Abuse I think he meant "Meals on wheels". It's a darn good cause Emily3 hrs ago Report Abuse It is actually Meals on Wheels. It is where you go around to homeless or low income families and give them food Ken M 3hrs ago Remove actualy its called wheels on wheels Stacy Colton, California3 hrs ago Report Abuse I believe it is meals on wheels B Atlanta, Georgia3 hrs ago Report Abuse wheels on wheels? how does that work? Ken M 2 hrs 36 mins ago Remove he drives around and dumps old tires in people's yards

'Faster Than The Speed Of Light'

Space-Time Warp Measured With Aid Of Vanishing Neutron Star The Huffington Post | By David Freeman- Posted: 01/12/2015 3:33 pm EST 1.32 Solar Mass Ken M-☆ Top Commenter Einstein claimed that the light from a star travels faster than the star itself Reply-Like- 2 . Unfollow Post. 17 hours ago Lance ☆Top Commenter You could have just said Einstein claimed nothing can go faster than the speed of light, which is constant. Reply Like 5 hours ago Ken M-☆ Top Commenter actually light is able to go faster than its elf if the source is bright enough Reply Like 5 hours ago Garry T ☆ Top Commenter Ken citation please - "Bright" is a matter of the number of photons being received, not the speed at which those photons are traveling. Reply Like 1-4 hours ago Ken M-☆ Top Commenter sound like you might be confusing brightness with warmth Reply Like 4 hours ago Follow Top Commenter . Southeastern Louisiana Neal B University Ken M No, Garry's comment it accurate on its face... light travels the same speed, it doesn't matter if the light is an emission from a candle, a spotlight, or a star. Reply Like 2 hours ago Ken M·☆ Top Commenter actually candlelight can only travel a few mph because it is fueled by one little flame Reply Like 2 hours ago

Ken M: Master Of Trolling

China unearths over 100 new terracotta warriors AFP Ken M13 days ago Remove A gripping snapshot of courage in the face of disaster Charty Quebec, Canada 13 days ago Report Abuse Uh? Courage? Did we read the same article ? Ken M 13 days ago | Remove Would that the citizens of Pompeil showed the same steely resolve Hit-Gir 13 days ago Report Abuse These aren't bodies, they're statues Ken M 13 days ago Remove A gripping snapshot of how deceptive clay can be

You Can Use A Microwave Too But The Oven Is Best

Growing up Gerber www.gerber.com Gerber 6,656,370 likes 13,394 talking about this v Liked â–¼ Ken M safe to heat up the baby food in the oven? March 18 at 4:46pm Like Gerber @Ken Give us a call and we'll be glad to help with this. We're here 24/7. call 800-255-2164 March 18 at 8:23pm Like Ken M Thank You our grandson ate hot baby food and now his belly is running a fever March 19 at 6:23am Like Cotyy Cleotilde Alavez Santos I heat my bebe. Food for 20secunds March 19 at 8:30am - Like Ken M Thank You is it safe to put a thermometer in his bellybutton? March 20 at 8:03am - Like

Free Samples Pls

Sausage & Cheese JimmyDean Jimmy Dean Sausage 256,997 likes 391 talking about this Ken MJimmy Dean Sausage July 9 at 1:28pm e i was suppose to get a free sample of your sausage product but they ran out Jimmy Dean Sausage Hi Ken Thanks for getting in touch. Can you please send us a direct message (located under our cover photo) with your contact information so we can help? Like Reply 1 July 9 at 4:55pm thank you please send the sausage to 3250 Beulah Rd Pensacola FL 32526 Ken M Like 7. July 9 at 5:11pm Jimmy Dean Sausage Hi Ken-Can you send us a direct message? The link to send us a direct message is located under our cover photo? Like 1 July 9 at 5:23pm please put this as a direct msg] well they were handing out pieces of your sausage at wallmart but they ran out when i was next in line and some folks took more than 1 piece Like 410 July 9 at 5:30pm Jimmy Dean Sausage Hi Ken - Can you send through your phone number, please? Thanks so much! Like , 1 . July 11 at 11:30am Ken M Like 4 Saturday at 7:41pm Thank You i sent my number bt have not received a call · Jimmy Dean Sausage Hi Ken You only provided us with your address. Can you share your number as well? Thanks so much Like Reply- Sunday at 9:20am Ken M the regular old mail Like 20 hours ago Thank You our phone # is a landline so we had to send it to your headqaurters in Jimmy Dean Sausage Hi Ken - We have a package waiting for you at FedEx in Pensacola, and they - , need your phone number. Are you able to post it in a private mnes sage so that you can receive it, or can you share it on here? Thank you! Unlike Reply 1 17 hours ago THANK YOU i will have my grandson drive me to Fed Ex this evening after church, Ken M here is my #SSN ,穿 Like 22 minutes ago Biscuit 2 I Jimmy Dean Sausage BREAKFAST BOW immg Dean Croissant Scsage, Ess




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