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18 Bean Dad Memes, No Can Opener Required

People are hoping this decade will improve for us, and it seems there may be some good news out there. Well, unless you're one girl who was just looking to enjoy some beans. Musician and podcaster John Roderick tweeted about how he made his nine-year-old daughter work for six hours to figure out how to open a can of baked beans since it's such an unintuitive process.

Roderick thought his parenting would be appreciated, but Twitter spent months taking him to task for how much time he wasted and how stupid his logic for not explaining was, as well as how funny it was that it all happened over beans. We've collected the best Bean Dad memes for you, and you won't need any can opener to get every single one of them.

It Was Never Just About The Beans

The tool is made to be pleasing but it doesn't have any superfluous qualities. Everything that moves does so for a reason. -I HATE YOU! You understand everything except how the tool addresses the can.

(Source: Twitter)

It's About The Can Opener Too

"The tool is made to be pleasing, but it doesn't have any superfluous qualities. Everything that moves does so for a reason, Will."

(Source: Twitter)

Not To Mention The Six Hours It Took To Figure Out

They don't know that i let my daughter starve for 6 hours bc she couldn't open a can of beans

(Source: Twitter)

Just Let Your Daughter Have Beans

ARE YA WINNING, DAUGHTER? BEANS

(Source: Twitter)

Not Everyone Is Just Entitled To The Beans

Jenny Nicholson @JennyENicholson Teeheeho you must answer these riddles three to earn your can of precious beans 1:27 PM · Jan 3, 2021 · Twitter for Android 341 Retweets 7 Quote Tweets 3.6K Likes

(Source: Twitter)

An Act Of Social Engineering Through Canned Food

new year same steely dad @HaitianDvorce 00 D- Deny access to beans E- Explain in agonizing detail N - Nurture dependence N- Neglect emotionally |- Inspire resentment S- Sing my own praises online 7:12 PM · Jan 3, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 63 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 411 Likes

(Source: Twitter)

The Situation Is Absurd, Even Without The Beans

Tejal Rao She brought me the can and said "Open it how?" @tejalrao · 3h 000 "With a can opener!" I said, incredulous. 11 27 19 414

(Source: Twitter)

Parents Can Raise Their Children However They Please

Angry Gay Yeehaw @RealDorianDawes 000 "And Science Dad got really excited for a teachable moment for my daughter." 7:08 PM · Jan 3, 2021 from Florida, USA · Twitter for Android 162 Retweets 13 Quote Tweets 506 Likes

(Source: Twitter)

Many Know What It Feels Like To Be Bean Daughter

Melanie Stefan 000 @MelanielStefan AITA for emptying a can of baked beans over my dad's jigsaw puzzle? 5:01 AM · Jan 3, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 56 Retweets 493 Likes

(Source: Twitter)

Not The First Bean Lover On The Web

nathan 000 @why_nathan bean daughter at hour five of learning how to use a can opener Bill Foster Bush's Beans July 23 at 10:13 PM I;m thinking about thos Beans 1 Like 7:04 PM · Jan 3, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 61 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 515 Likes

(Source: Twitter)

A Parenting Job Well Done

Tomokocchi @itsTomokocchi Bean Dad, after watching his daughter struggle for six hours trying to open a can of beans, and then patting himself on the back for it: My job here is done But you didn't do anything 6:52 PM · Jan 3, 2021 · Twitter Web App 119 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 1K Likes

(Source: Twitter)

Teach Your Children To Find Their Own Food

Fist Fighting at the Le Creuset Factory Sale @mentaltrillness 000 the bean dad teaching his child how to get juice 7:00 PM - Jan 3, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 20 Retweets 200 Likes

(Source: Twitter)

The Beans Will Taste So Much Sweeter

out of context parks & rec 000 @nocontextpawnee PAWNEE FANGERS THOSE BEANS WERE A REWARD. 2:20 PM · Jan 3, 2021 · Twitter Web App 579 Retweets 33 Quote Tweets 3.9K Likes

(Source: Twitter)

Many Want Bean Dad To Be Punished

Ma_ 000 @wildknight_m at least bean dad will stand trial for his crimes in the senate Trending in United States 000 Bean Dad 14.7K Tweets Politics · Trending 000 Impeach 18K Tweets 1:56 PM · Jan 3, 2021 · Twitter Web App 79 Retweets 1.1K Likes

(Source: Twitter)

There May Be A Silver Lining – Not Just The Can

@LosFelizDaycare · 2h Give a child a beans, you've fed them for a day. Teach a child to beans, you've given them the opportunity to go viral and secure branded beans Los Feliz Daycare 000 27 21 187

(Source: Twitter)

All For The Want Of Some Beans

YET YOU dad I'm really hungry don't understand the mechanics can we please eat of a can opener. CURIOUS! I AM VERY INTELLIGENT. BORS

(Source: Twitter)

Bean Dad Means People Are Bein' Sad

Meiling Enjoyer @ShanghaiTeahous 000 Haha Bean Dad, what a wacky name for a trend bet its something really fun- Grover stopped smiling.

(Source: Twitter)

Any Kind Of Bean Will Do

Colton Stock 000 @thecoltonstock the only bean dad discourse I need aks 1:47 PM · Jan 3, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 17 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 186 Likes

(Source: Twitter)

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