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18 'Dungeons and Dragons' Memes To Help You Escape Reality

Dungeons and Dragons is a popular group roleplaying game. COVID-19 has led to more and more people joining in on this fantasy world through massive online campaigns, and it's easy to see why when the real world is full of disease and vaccine debates. If you enjoy escaping the real world through DnD, here are the best memes for you and your party.

Vegas

A biblioprincessdalian Follow I've never been to Las Vegas but I love it in concept because it sounds so made up. Imagine if you were reading a fantasy novel and they were like “smack in the middle of a deadly inhospitable desert there is a glittering city of indulgence and lawlessness and cheap sin that has specifically engineered itself to obfuscate your sense of time and keep you there as long as possible while they take all your valuables." You'd be like yeah that's some wizard : pokeblader3 Places to add to my next DnD campaign: Las Vegas 16,747 notes > D E ♡

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Time To Grab Some More Milk

LAYING Roleplaying and Rollplaying OLPCNING @RRollplaying BBEG: BOW BEFORE-son? Sorcerer.Dad? BBEG:.. Sorcerer: You left to go get milk that one night and THIS is where you went? BBEG: I mean- Sorcerer: DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH YOU OWE IN MISSED CHILD SUPPORT?!? BBEG: I'm just gonna go... Sorcerer: LIKE LAST TIME?!

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Logic

DM: As you enter the room you spot a wooden scepter set upon an altar. It matches the description of the Finger of Azuth, the sacred relic that magnifies the power of any magic conjured near it a hundredfold. Paladin: We need to destroy it to make sure it's never used for evil again! Wizard: Agreed. I cast fireball at the altar. DM:

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The Famous Horse and Duck Question

human_not_bees (Beës) @human_not_bees Ask any DM if they'd prefer to fight 1 horse sized duck or 100 duck sized horses and they'll tell you about the action economy.

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Always Bring Pizza

I say, you're not... related in some way, are you? The pizza one of the players brought The +2 longsword his fighter found in the dungeon MONKEY

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He's Too Dangerous to Be Left Alive

guitarbeard Guy who hates magic so much, I mean absolutely Idetests it with all his heart, that it just has no effect when used on him guitarbeard "Magic is stupid, you've gotta be the lamest dork alive to use it" *Wizard on the verge of tears after failing 8 consecutive times to cast a lightning bolt on this guy* "No it's.. no it's not.."

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Juice

BOLEPAYING Roleplaying and Rollplaying @RRollplaying DM: In the corner, you see a hooded figure.. Rogue: Alright, fine. I'll go check out the hooded figure. Figure, lifting back hood: My baby! Rogue: Mom!? Why are you here?! Mom: I bought you some juice because I know ale upsets your tummy. Rogue, sighing: Thanks Mom...

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Lawful Good

Lawful Good Paladin: I wish to purchase the slave elf girl. DM: What? But you're- LGP: To free her, give her an education, and a family amongst the party that will love and protect her. DM MAZRIO They had us in the first half, not gonna lie NEW

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The Good Guys

THE PARTY one minor good deed 000 THE PARTY 15 MINUTES AGO

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Druids

Nobody: Absolutely no one: Not a single soul on this Earth: Druids: If you run into any trouble, try talking to the animals.

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Turn Weakness Into a Strength

MAKING PEASANT NPCS ANXIOUS AND DEPRESSED BECAUSE OF IN-WORLD DANGER AND POVERTY DOING IT BECAUSE ANXIETY AND DEPRESSION ARE THE EASIEST THINGS FOR YOU TORP imgflip.com

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You Don't Have a Choice

When the player rejects Revivify but you have Animate Dead prepared Dead or alive, youre coming with me

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Perfectly Balanced, As All Things Should Be

Player: I cast conjure animals DM Druid The Economy Is In Shambles The EconomyIs In Shambles

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Bards

other characters: have deep and meaningful last words bards: FISTO, MY FRIEND. ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?HERE LET MEHELP YOU TO YOUR FEET! I FISTED HARD, HE-MAN, BUT I COULD NOT FIST THEM ALL!

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Anxiety

"Nothing out of place" on an investigation check of 23 "Nothing out of place" on an investigation check of 6

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Choosing Violence

When the most violent PC's adopted baby Goblin is attacked by a gang of bandits: I am fulfilling my base function. Which is? To nurse and protect. u/TheFirstPancake

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Big Damage

Conquest Paladin: Doing divine smite with a level 5 slot, improved smite, guiding strike, proficiency and a natural 20, the attack has +21 to hit and deals 14d8+5 radiant damage The Pit Fiend BBEG:

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Question Authority

DM: So the mind flayer is going to roll a dex save against the fireball Divination Wizard who rolled a 3 on portent Are you really in charge here?

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