Two suspiciously specific comments in the following collection.

18 Posts That Are 'Suspiciously Specific' Found By Concerned People On The Internet

Sometimes people tell jokes that are just a little too real or detailed. Online, places like Twitter take this to a whole new level. Twitter is a goldmine for dark humor, which has become something of a coping mechanism for many people these days. It's also full of very oddly specific comments, perhaps so unreasonably suspicious that we can't help but wonder if the person behind this is okay. It certainly seems like they aren't. Who hurt them, and why did they do it in such a specific way? The mysteries will forever remain unsolved.

We scroll through dozens of these posts all the time, but sometimes, one stands out among the rest. Once in a while, a viral tweet or comment on any platform will go viral for the wrong reasons, and we find ourselves deeply concerned for the people who felt the need to share this with us. Here are some of the funniest and most disconcerting examples of suspiciously specific posts from not just Twitter but the rest of the web too.

He MAD

I destroyed some kid on FIFA and he just sent me this I bet your dad is so disappointed. Who wants to raise a man who plays with Madrid? Do you always take the lazy way? Do you work at Target and go to the local community college? I bet he asks you how that degree is coming like 3 times a month. It's always the same though, isn't it. That tinge of shame, then a small outburst. "I'm working on it dad, and my app is gonna take off". But there is no app, is there. There's no hope. Just loneliness. Reply More ↓

This One Feels Too Real

stupidcommentdepository Follow *attempts to log into bank account* To continue answer security question: "Where and how will you die?" types in "alone in a ditch wearing a clown costume" *i view my account balance of $4.47*

(Source: Reddit)

Are You Okay?

mindflakes @mindflakes Occasionally l'll get a sudden powerful urge to grab a pigeon off the street and shove it in my bag, but apart from that everything's fine 9:42 AM · 2021-06-05 · Twitter for Android 355 Retweets 14 Quote Tweets 1,862 Likes

(Source: Reddit)

Same Description

glumshoe Is there anything more nauseating than 'expensive heterosexual wedding' culture? glumshoe My dream wedding: outside, illegal fireworks, shoes are optional, mostly potluck, someone's dressed as a wizard, I get to insult my relatives, hopefully some live music. keepcalmandcarrieunderwood You want to get married at Bilbo Baggins 111th birthday

(Source: Reddit)

Discussing a 30-Year Lease

25-30 years is so long, y'all. It's long enough to be born, grow up, go to grad school, make no money in your field, get a steady day job, have that job suddenly vanish because of a global pandemic, and get way too into D&D as a coping mechanism.

(Source: Reddit)

Send Help

Dennis Farrell @DennisFarrell Imagine being held at gunpoint (bear with me) by a literate animal, and the only hope of rescue is (BEAR WITH ME) tweeting a coded message 12:23 PM · 26 Apr 17 · Twitter Web Client >

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Who Hurt You in Birmingham?

BBC Breaking News O @BBCBrea... · 4m BBC Chinese researchers unveil ancient skull that BREAKING could belong to a completely new species of human BBC NEWS bbc.co.uk Scientists hail stunning 'Dragon Man' discovery 33 27 113 289 Replying to @BBCBreaking Probably still smarter than someone from Birmingham

(Source: Reddit)

Ratatouille: International

* hamish steele+ @hamishsteele I bet if they made Ratatouille 2 it would've been like Ratatouille: International and they would've entered a cookery contest and met chefs from around the world but they all had different rats in their hats like a Sushi rat and a Guy Fieri rat and a Germany rat called Ratwurst. 4:38 AM · 2021-06-13 · Twitter for iPhone 3,996 Retweets 168 Quote Tweets 26.4K Likes

(Source: Reddit)

Sorry Matt

ABARTY @postgrad_barty men are so silly thinking that they can't get found on social media because I don't have their full name do u really think I'm above google searching "matt connecticut university of florida pike J.P. Morgan linkedin" cause I'm not and it's typically effective

(Source: Reddit)

Pudding People

Gen Z will never understand growing up with parents who basically poured a gallon of milk into your body with a funnel every day because Big Milk told them that if we didn't drink enough our bones would go soft and we'd turn into pudding people and get kidnapped at the mall

(Source: Reddit)

What Happened Here?

Some of y'all ain't never been called "baby" or "sugar" by an elderly black lady while she holds you outside in the WalMart parking lot while you sobbed on a Sonic Cheeseburger at 2:47 am and it shows.

(Source: Reddit)

Gender Reveal Party

cityelf I invite my closest friends and family to a gender reveal party, but when I open the box with maniacal flourish instead of pink or blue balloons, a television screen is revealed. I dim the lights remotely as we hear Cate Blanchett say, “The world is changed. I feel it in the water." Too late, they realise. The pregnancy? A scam. The Lord of the Rings editions? Extended. The doors? Locked. Source: cityelf 63,818 notes

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You Have to Accept This

EAT Turing Police @turing_police you have to come to terms with the fact that realistically in a post apocalyptic world theres a 99% chance youll die from diarrhea after drinking bad water and you will never get a chance to wear football armor and make a machete out of duct tape and a lawnmower blade or whatever 12/29/19, 10:59 AM

(Source: Reddit)

The Mummy

HONK IF YOUD RATHER BE WATCHING THE 1999 CINEMATIC MASTERPIECE THE MUMMY STARRING BRENDAN FRASER AND RACHEL WEISZ. VAS7O JUI

(Source: Reddit)

Is This a Recycling Ad?

You finish your smoothie. "Delicious", you think. "What a drink". But the empty bottle remains. Your pockets are full. You won't chuck it on the floor. You're not a monster. But there aren't any recycling bins about. So you keep it with you. You name it. Befriend it. Find out what makes it tick. Share your hopes and dreams. And then stick it in the next recycling bin you see. It knows too much.

(Source: Reddit)

Therapy

Slouchy Felix @SlothSlouch "I'm so proud of you, spending all your money on ice cream and vodka is really healthy", my therapist says. "Thank you, that means a lot", I say as I put the sock puppet I replaced my old therapist with back in the drawer. 2:13 PM · 6/1/21 · Twitter Web App

(Source: Reddit)

Simple Job Requirements

Chester Fritz Library Wanted: Someone to climb into this hole in the library for us. Job requirements: -limber -trusting -has not read The Cask of Amontillado by Edgar Allan Poe

(Source: Reddit)

Hmm…

garfimbo Follow imagine if instead of kpop it was rpop and it's from russia and you had girls all over Twitter being like "stream Я какала в штаны" and posting pictures like this and being like "OMG Ivonovativich looks so CUTE"

(Source: Reddit)




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